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Francis Scott Key composed The Star Spangled Banner. Is this guy descended from both Sousa and Key?
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Why not just make up some more stories?
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What can go wrong ?
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“The body of the email asked for previous patients who were willing to appear in a pro-Carson video or ad.”
As far as I know, his skill as a surgeon isn’t being contested.
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I think the author is confusing the “Star Spangled Banner” with “Stars and Stripes Forever” which is the famous march composed by JPS.
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We could ask for his birth certificate ?
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Well, I hear he was a surgeon at Obama’s birth in Hawaii.
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apart from the occasional forgotten sponge and a few other mishaps - I must admit I have my doubts…
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Ben has been a very trusted caretaker for Jesus’ pet dinosaur. He even exercises it while Jesus is filling the pyramids with grain.
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Birther-Led Super PAC Scrambles To Find ‘Positive’ Stories About Ben Carson
He’s just a superhero level doctor whose talents are beyond epic–godlike even–and he’s an all around swell, honest, trustworthy, honest, brilliant, honest guy. His mind is as sharp as a hammer…no…that’s…sharp as…as…what…tax? What do you mean tax? I hate tax! What? Sharp as what? Fuck it, we’ll do it live!
Did I mention that he’s honest?
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That would look good on his wall of fame…
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I was wondering what happened to Francis Scott Key.
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Heads explode…
But we’re committed to staying positive and telling America about the ways Dr. Carson has saved lives.”
Being elected POTUS isn’t brain surgery.
jw1
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The GOP is officially a mess.
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A most polite way to express ‘bunch of f^ckups’.
jw1
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Apparently he marched to a different drummer…if you know what I mean…
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Well he’s missing his obvious source … Ben Carson’s books!
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Ms Jerde was reaching for Stars and Stripes Forever but missed. Fortunately she has us to set the record straight.
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