Groper Bowl
Nothing makes a day more special than listening to two disagreeable old narcissist freaks talk about bullshit. This is why I won’t pay nickel one to watch TV.
And he is already compiling a list of very tough, hard hitting questions designed to show America and the world just what kind of man Donald J Trump is. So far he his best question, the one he has decided to lead with goes something like “So, Mr Trump… Just how GREAT are you?” </ snark>
Watch the advertisers start fleeing from that time slot.
So, now Trump gets to politicize and generally fuck up the Super Bowl, too? I think I’ll watch the rest of “A Series of Unfortunate Events” rather than encounter an actual one.
I just start kissing them. It’s like a magnet. Just kiss. I don’t even wait. And when you’re a star they let you do it. You can do anything… Grab them by the pussy. You can do anything.
– Donald J. Trump
Thanks for the warning. Can’t stand Trump, Can’t stand O’Reilly. And, for me, football is as boring as being forced to look at the Olympic curling team collectively watching ice congeal. So, it’s reruns of Star Trek on BBC America, then, even though I’ve seen the one where Q turns the crew into Robin Hood and his merry men a gazillion times.
Grumpy Old Men Redux
Pretty shrewd move by Fox. Viewers will be dying for some hard-hitting action after O’Reilly’s slow-pitch softball questions.
Some people are saying that this will be a hard-nosed, in-depth discussion of sexual predation and harassment techniques followed by Melanoma showing her favorite Vogueing postures.
I wonder if it’ll be anything like this:
Well, that’ll bring the requisite “edgy” quality to the proceedings. Should make up for all the canceled ads. I suppose it’s too much to hope for that the teams would boycott the game? That’d be kind of awesome. : (
I’m not big on pre-game chatter. However, this just cinched me tuning in about 30 seconds before kickoff. Any sooner runs the unacceptable risk of catching a glimpse of these two knuckleheads.
Fox News is just morphing into a US version of the RT news channel. RT is run by Putin, Fox is run by Trump boot-lickers.
It will be called “The Toilet Bowl” because of all the crap they will be talking about.
O’Reilly did give us a signature moment during the campaign, though. (I would not have seen it on Fox, but one of the watchable shows thought enough to replay it.)
It was right after the Dem convention, and O’Reilly was trying to play grown-up-adviser to Trump over the Khan debacle. He must have tried five different ways to say: “wouldn’t it have been better …” and every time Trump snapped back with: “He attacked me. I had to respond.”
For me, it was the clearest window into his personality disorder until he got to “you’re the puppet.” He literally can’t help himself.
Good to know there’s yet another reason to stay far away from the Concussionball Bowl.
Falafel will be served!
Perhaps they can share ‘pussy grabber’ stories.
I’ll be busy, cleaning the lint out of my navel. Why the devil would I waste my time listening/watching two gasbags blow hot air up each others’ anal pores?