Discussion: Bernie Sanders Cuts His Head While Campaigning In South Carolina

I’m sure the bernouts are going to spin it that way.

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You’re slipping Iradad.

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Not too difficult for them – those Republican talking points originally came from Bernie himself.

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When I asked the dermatologist whether some spots on my arms and hands were anything to be concerned about or were they just “old lady spots?” he said, “We call them ‘Wisdom Spots’ and, they’re fine.” I don’t think Bernie is wise, but I love the dermatologist for giving us something to smile about.

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I guess he’s feeling the bern.

And I’m guessing you and the other buttboys here will also be feeling the bern soon enough.

No stopping The Bern!

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My doctor refers to them as Badges of Maturity.

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Hear hear. There is a difference for myself, though: I was always a klutz but when I was 40 I didn’t have to worry so much about breaking a hip.

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“No stopping The Bern!”

Try some Neosporin.

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Try some Neosporin.

I keep it on my dresser.

Tryin’ to copy Beto, I’ll bet. That’ll teach him!

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They have a cream for that. You bernouts must use it by the barrel.

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6 stitches sounds like he fell, not closed the door on his head or what not.

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You should be familiar with that - you know, after what he did to Hillary. But I won’t go there.

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No, what your cabal did to this country by “gifting” us a proto-fascist. trump sends his regards.

Besides, Hillary crushed B.S. by 4 million votes.

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My writers are on strike this week, so I have to come up with this crap on my own.

But I’m busing in scabs over the weekend, so chin up!

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By whom?

The Democratic voters.

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Because they prefer … whom?

(Then again, that’s what I asked before.)

Take your pick. I don’t think they’re going to be all that into another aged white man. Especially one who just took a header in their state.

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Because you have no idea?

Or because all the other candidates will do better?

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