I'm sure blood didn't come out!
Schrödinger's candidate (Senate/Independent; Presidency/Democrat) is still alive.
That would even be funnier if I didn't expect Susan Serendipity to actually do it.
Well, I believe that it WAS the edge of a glass shower door, since Bernie is running as a Democrat. If he was a Republican it would have probably been due to a crack whore with a broken beer bottle, because, hey, that's the way they roll.
Remember when Hillary had pneumonia and the media ripped her to shreds?
On the plus side President of the United States is no longer the most demanding job on the planet.
I didn't want to laugh. But I did. I am a failed human being.
...and then Jane Sanders and Nina Turner went on national TV to use Republican talking points to criticize the glass shower door.
Oh, don't lie, Bernie. We know Hillary kicked your ass again.
Susan Collins just called a press conference where she threatened to break ranks with her party and demand glass shower door regulation in exchange for some publicity.
Things like this happening are the reason that the Secret Service hose down Donald Trump in the White House back yard.
How is it Bernie ran into a glass shower door? Will the press ask? Or do they save that kind of scrutiny for the ladies?
Meanwhile, somewhere in Iowa...
The big bandage is a better look for a candidate than "Single-payer health care? Meh."
The only reason anyone even liked that door is because of it has a vagina.Admittedly, though, that's a pretty neat trick.
"All hail our corporate shower doors!"
GTFO now, Bernie.
Your assessment is correct.
Human beings cannot fail. They can only be failed.