Discussion: Ben Carson Loses A Tooth At South Carolina Campaign Stop (PHOTO)

system1 · May 14, 2015, 2:06pm

Discussion for article #236358

whatithink · May 14, 2015, 2:08pm

Now, if we could just lose Ben Carson, things would be great.

littlegirlblue · May 14, 2015, 2:11pm

What a terrible thing to have lost one’s mind. Or not to have a mind at all. How true that is.

Dan Quayle

mrcurmudgeon · May 14, 2015, 2:11pm

Why the hell are his teeth just falling out? This takes pandering to Southerners to a whole new level!

sniffit · May 14, 2015, 2:12pm

“I also had a chance to see two very fine dentists here in South Carolina,”

Insurance…it’s a pretty remarkable thing, eh?

And here I thought his head couldn’t get any emptier…

fargo116 · May 14, 2015, 2:12pm

Since it was in South Carolina and the GOP Cocksuckers there hate Obamacare, did he have to pay for it himself at the ni(CLANG!) dentist? Or did he use campaign funds?

flownover · May 14, 2015, 2:13pm

Just trying to blend in.

mantan · May 14, 2015, 2:16pm

Severe radiation exposure?
Is his skin sloughing off?

daveyjones64 · May 14, 2015, 2:18pm

You know, Americans haven’t elected anyone with facial hair to the Presidency in decades. Or even nominated someone. I can’t even name a congress critter with facial hair.

We certainly aren’t going to elect a bearded, toothless man to buck that trend in 2016.

robcat2075 · May 14, 2015, 2:22pm

My dentist says just floss the ones you want to keep.

artemisia · May 14, 2015, 2:24pm

As someone who has lost four teeth…they usually don’t just fall out like that. That’s worrying. Usually, you break a tooth and it breaks apart. When I sat through dental hygienist courses a while back, I remember them kind of emphasizing that.

truegrits · May 14, 2015, 2:37pm

Make. It. Stop.

You lose a tooth on EGGS?!? I’m sorry, but as a renowned surgeon who is not even interested enough to take care of your own teeth, how can I trust you to care for the country?

Go away. Simply go away.

ralph_vonholst · May 14, 2015, 2:38pm

The odious Don Young [R-AK]

meta · May 14, 2015, 2:41pm

A toothless smile really goes well with his eyeless eyes. The demon is strong in this one.

https://tpm-res.cloudinary.com/image/upload/v1431611798/i9jak2y5kxqusg7bjkrf.png

ralph_vonholst · May 14, 2015, 2:41pm

Maybe he’s being followed by a “Moonshadow”. Next thing you know 'he’ll lose his mouth and ALL his teeth, north and south."

meta · May 14, 2015, 2:42pm

Creeping sharia.

ottnott · May 14, 2015, 2:46pm

Laughed. Out. Loud.

Thanks for that.

goner · May 14, 2015, 2:47pm

I’d like to think that this is just karma in action. But if Carson continues to decay, his path to the Republican nomination is clear. Who could say no to a ticket of Carson and Zombie Reagan?

george_spiggott · May 14, 2015, 2:52pm

Obviously not a wisdom tooth.

jackster · May 14, 2015, 2:54pm

…he won’t have to talk……