Discussion for article #230439
Show us on the doll where he fingered you, Ben.
Doesnât he look stoned most of the time?
Cosby got to Ben too?
Metamucil?
God has a sense of humor and likes to show people humility the hard way.
Ohhhhh that is GREAT. Thanks for that.
âI feel fingers,â Carson said. âBut, um, you know⊠Itâs mostly me.â
Careful, Ben. Youâll go blind.
Hey Ben!
Thatâs not Godâs fingersâŠ
Holy DRE Batman!
Apparently heâs done it enough that he needs glassesâŠ
It will be interesting to see if Godâs fingers write campaign checks.
Hey, I like being fingered too, but it doesnât make think I can be president.
Really? well, it has been said -
if you use your left hand,
it feels like somebody else is doing it!
Meanwhile Godâs busy, busy fingers are diddling the House to schedule another vote to repeal Obamacare and forcing Issa to grill my paperboy.
The fingers he should be concerned with are the white ones that will never pull the lever for a black man.
Pat Robertson died about ten years ago, right?
Hey Carson! I gottaâ finger for you:
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Youâre welcome!
More proof God has a sense of humor.