Discussion for article #240595
Judging by the shear wonderfulness of his hyped skills, I’m sure he’ll be operating on himself after the debate tonight.
Everything’s fine, folks. Uncle Ben went into the emergency room, had a x-ray taken of his head and it showed nothing.
Knock some sense into him??? Nah.
Physician, heal thyself!
I suppose if he sounds rational at tonight’s debate, we’ll know the real issue was his own neurological illness.
Jeez, I was hoping for some blood at least. There wasn’t even any screaming. I’m so disappointed.
You know, hearing Uncle Ben’s voice reminds me of something and it took forever for me to figure it out.
Did he lose any teeth in the melee?
i call him empty ben for good reason. no need for worry,
Did it wake him up? ___ Well, if it needs stitches he can self-stitch.
Then he’ll ‘pull-himself-up-by-his-sutures’?
jw1
~rimshot!~ rotfl
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“Is there a doctor present ?”