Chinese troops aren’t there.
Chinese businesses are there and they have the right to be there.
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depending on the statement…ayep.
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Seth Meyers said exactly the same thing last night. Obviously it’s that obvious.
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General Tso has been spotted in several restaurants in Syria. Guy is everywhere. General Gao too. Though some claim they’re one and the same. They’re inscrutable.
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He’ll keep this up until media types finally understand they have to hand him a ten spot. Then he’ll go away, til he needs another.
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It’s a not-so secret plot: Operation Moo Goo Gai Pan, the Moo Shi plan.
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only in his head…
Seems if I recall correctly the Chinese are needed in the Bekea Valley for the end of the world a la Nazi for Christ end of times assholes, could this be part of that larger delusion?
You lost me at ‘we have intelligence,’ dude. Also is anybody in that campaign able to move their lips without lying?
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Another nitwit story.
Maybe he hired Magnum P.I., or the Scooby Doo kids to gather his “intelligence”.
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There goes my comment…
It used to be the Soviets until the USSR collapsed.
I know. I’ve gotten three of those drawn out calls. Its all about the grift. At the end of those calls I’ve gotten they try to direct you to his campaign site where he hopes you will give a donation. Its a shameless money-grubbing operation. I think they use the fucking phone book (do they still have those?) and just go down a list of what they believe are residences in the area. I think they have some mega-church on retainer doing the fucking dialing.
I couldn’t listen to all of it. I felt like I was getting dosed with Ambien just from his voice.
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Its opiates…trust me. He’s not sleep-walking. He’s nodding. Someone ought to demand a frickin’ blood test. Hey, there’s something for tRump to do…
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Exchanging intelligence…
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On the money. I agree.
I got one from Carson yesterday. I didn’t listen but I let it play all the way through because I thought it might cost him more that way.
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This is the new strategic climate of the GOP. Make whatever outrageous lie you want, then insist it’s true, knowing full well that the media won’t hold you up as a liar.
Carson campaign: “The Earth is actually flat. We have it on good authority from intelligence sources, sources you’re simply not privy to.”
Media: “Ohh, okay.”
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