"Beck was a little more upfront with his feelings after the interview concluded.
“For the very first time I heard Ted Cruz calculate,” Beck ranted. “And when that happened, the whole thing fell apart for me. It’s my fault for believing men can actually be George Washington. It’s my fault.”
O Glenn, you poor pitiful pea-brained fool.
C’mon TPM headline writers, that was right over the plate:
CalculaTED.
Dear God Glenn of course Cruz is a calculated swarmy politician, and you can add faux Christian. Now go lie down on your fainting couch and someone please get the smelling salts STAT!
While quietly in the background, the sultry voice of Linda Ronstadt plays:
Well I met a man out in Hollywood
Now I ain’t naming names
Well he really worked me over good
Just like Jesse James
Yes he really worked me over good
He was a credit to his gender
Put me through some changes Lord
Sort of like a Waring blender
Poor poor pitiful me
Cruz is suffering from TED, i.e., Trump Endorsement Derangement.
Trump promised Cruz would be nominated to the SCOTUS in return for his endorsement.
Everything is just a “deal” to Trump, remember that. Say anything to “close the deal” and fuck them over later on.
Everything is about Ted Cruz to Ted Cruz. Remember That too.
Neither one of them have a shred of decency or morality between them.
Gee, in a million years I never thought Glenn Beck would be correct about something, but as much as I hate to admit it, he is about Ted Cruz.
O my god - is it Warren Zevon day on TPM? We were doing Lawyers Guns and Money over on the Houston lawyer shooting thread.
I can’t believe it - I was thinking about that entire album yesterday.
Thanks for this - it’s one of my faves
HIS WIFE AND FATHER MEAN NOTHING HE FLIPPED LIKE A COWARD and became a pole
Dueling weasels on full display!
How do you say, “oh, er…humina, humina, humina” in Canadian?