Steve Schmidt is that rara avis “a smart Republican.”
All but extinct these days, but sighted occasionally.
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Hey Steve, I hear there are openings at the 17th St NW McDonalds here in DC if you still want to serve your hero Two Scoops.
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Too late.
And so the search begins in earnest for a dynamic, forward-looking editor who doesn’t think colluding with a hostile foreign power to throw an American election is treasonous.
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“My family and I have not communicated with Steve Bannon in many months and have provided no financial support to his political agenda, nor do we support his recent actions and statements,” Mercer said.
BS. Plus, why all this bitching about Bannon, Rebekah? Got fleas?
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I think he and Niccole Wallace refer to themselves as “non practicing Republicans”.
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Let it be Stephen Miller, let it be Stephen Miller…
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Except that McDonald’s doesn’t allow the gentle cupping of balls. They run a family-friendly business (other than that whole diabetes and childhood obesity thing, but you have to draw the line somewhere).
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Dear Steve,
These people have all let you down and are clearly not patriots. You know where the bodies are buried; you know what to do. Please let loose on them all as publicly and loudly as possible.
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A little OT, but almost as deliriously hilarious as this news:
Just read a story on MediaMatters that super-genius and rival to Louis Gohmert for the next Nobel Prize Award for Physics Alex Jones sez that Trump told him he will be “the next Rush Limbaugh”.
So, Alex, Trump told you that you will be a fat-ass, draft-dodging, drug addicted serial liar with an anal cyst? I guess the standards for compliments ain’t what they used to be back in the day.
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Jared, perhaps. Once he’s under the bus, and the family business finally tanks in 2019 (when the financial chickens come home to roost), he’s going to need a sinecure.
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How humiliated are you Steve? All that cuck-grovelling - nada.
hahahahahahahahahahaha
I hope this means that now you are completely free and in just the right frame of mind to drink yourself to death.
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Becoming a professional lacky of a single oligarch is a perilous business.
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Fake News. He’s stepping down to spend more time with his dermatologist.
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We’ll soon see him huddling under a bridge to get out of the rain. At least, I hope so.
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At last, Breitbart will be freed from this silly pretense that “nationalism” doesn’t mean “white nationalism.”
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Bannon is leaving to spend more quality time with his fast friends, Jim Beam and Glenn Fiddich.
They have never left him in times of trouble, he went on to blubber through yellow, tear-filled eyes.
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Now what to do? These rats aren’t going to fuck themselves.
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He’s leaving his post at Breitfart to spend more time with his wife, Rosacea, and his son and daughter, Bathtub Ring and Halitosia.
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You fly to close to Trump, you get burned. It’s basically axiomatic at this point.
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