Splendid - two rats gnawing on each other.
bad telenovella continues
According to a Monday Politico report, Scott has a tense relationship with multiple generations of Gaetzes, chafing against Gaetz’s father Dan when he was president of the Florida Senate and Scott was governor. When Dan Gaetz made a bid to be president of Florida State University, Scott blocked his ambitions by backing another candidate.
I’m sure, there is a woman, a clandestine wedding, an inheritance and a child born out of wedlock involved somewhere…
~announcement at the grocery store~
“Blue light special on aisle three…”
~crowds crush in on aisle three~
~over the p.a. system~
“You idiot - it’s a food fight on aisle three - we need to get someone over there to clean it up!”
Let the gawking/rubber necking between the to floridian legi-thugs commence!
Ah, a case of "Who Can Be The Most Ardent Toady?"
I recommend a duel with RPGs at ten paces.
So birds of a feather don’t always flock together?
Nah, they could easily miss at that range. I suggest shotguns loaded with 00 buck.
It is a well-known fact that Vampires and Zombies are natural enemies. Let’s just hope their shared love of America will dampen their worst impulses. Blood, blood, blood! Brains, brains, brains!
Woof. When your internecine party feud has me reluctantly backing Rick fucking Scott…
and an evil twin wh was separated at birth
Gotta be an evil twin
The most interesting to me is that they grovel before Trump
Peons looking for favors and approval from the all powerful OZ
Given the people involved I’d suggest flamethrowers at 5 paces
Ah, Florida Man strikes again.
Goes without saying, there is always an evil twin 
Surprise twist: Scott is the evil twin, the good twin enters stage right…
I agree, 10 gauge magnums would do. Also RPG’s won’t explode until they are some distance from the launcher. I just like the image.
Typical POLITICO gossip story.
Two despicable political actors hate each other because they are both trying to curry favor with Donald Trump.
I guess the only thing crazier than Florida man is two Florida men.
But the worst telenovela of all time, cheezier than Cristina Bazan, less original than the American English language remakes of Betty La Fea, and Aunt Julia and the Scriptwriter, less funny than Pedro El Escamoso, is the telenovela-culebron taking place between Mar a Lago, Washington D.C. and Moscow, titled El Gran Eunuco.
