Discussion: Bachmann Warns: Rapture Coming Soon, So Convert As Many Jews As Possible

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And this is why those on the right “stand with Israel” - as fodder for the End Times.

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Swear to Koresh, this woman is stupid.

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Look busy!

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Trump: Michele, I have always been here; just open your eyes.

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crazy eyes = great in bed…not that her husband would know

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Why oh why does this maniacal crackpot continue to get any notice whatsoever in the media? If the right wing cranks want to buy into her craziness, so be it. But there are many more important issues that we need to be focused on, like finding ways to prevent Armageddon in the first place.

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The Rapture is not imminent. Everyone knows that when it rolls around it will be breathlessly announced by Barstool Palin.

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Umm yes, as a Jew, I just can’t wait to convert to your crackpot interpretation of Christ’s teachings where the majority of the world’s population is doomed to eternal damnation.

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Lord?
If You take her?
Just leave me here please.

jw1

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Please just rapture away and leave us alone.

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Oh God, please don’t. The Christian afterlife sounds like absolute hell. Isn’t that the one where everyone sings praises to a god 24/7? Or was all that singing before the original Fall, you know the Fall, aka Lucifer’s gift of human intelligence?

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Because every so often we’re begging for a hearty laugh?

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And the Jews are all thrown into the Lake of Fire, for rejecting Jesus again.

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Bachmann also said violence in Israel shows the second coming of Christ is imminent, and “events are speeding up…we’re seeing the fulfillment of scripture right in front of our eyes.”

And then when it doesn’t…again…it will just be a merciful god givin’ us a bit more time…he’s always so kind…right before he slaughters all the non-believers…then burns them forever

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This woman is so offensive – in so many ways.

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Michelle, please give us a firm date and then, when your little fairy tale doesn’t come true, come back and explain why. We’d love to hear it!

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She is nuckin’ futs!

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Personally, I think He is an asshole.

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I can almost hear Paul Simon sweetly singing, “Still Crazy Eyes after all these years…”

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