Discussion: Bachmann Determined To Play Role In 2016: 'I Occupy A Very Unique Space'

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Delusions of of grandeur…

Many of the 1 in 5 individuals in the US who suffer from mental deficiencies (6.3 million) also believe they ‘Occupy A Very Unique Space’ in this world.

~OGD~

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“I Occupy A Very Unique Space”. Yes, as the major of Crazy Town!

‘I Occupy A Very Unique Space’

I have to agree. Bachmann is a unique space case.

As Pelosi says, “Who cares?” On the other hand, I’m sure the men in the white jackets would be interested in that unique space she’s occupying.

This is why this gal is such a gift to political comedy.
You hear her say something like this:" 'I Occupy A Very Unique Space." and your mind just rolls and rolls thru 10,000 different ways you can reply.
It’s like something out of “Cyrano de Bergerac” but as common and classless as you can get.
"Yes, Dear. That would be the space between Uranus and Pluto. So far out that not even sunlight gets to you.
“Yes, former congresswoman, nano-spaces are important too. Take the one between your ears for example.”
“Why wait until you’re out of office to worry about Space Exploration?”
"Occupy? Isn’t that one of those nasty words the Democrats and Socialists use, Dear?
"Unique space? That’s the first time we have ever agreed on anything. Unique as in irreplaceable. The last congressional joke as inconsequential as you have been was John Boehner.

I’m going to miss her so much… I ought to send her a nice fruit basket in gratitude for so many hours of laughter.

Bachmann’s space is the perineum of American politics. Not exactly part of the body you want to show off, especially considering the other definitions of the word.

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“I occupy a very unique space,”

That is so very true, but not in a good way or the way you envision. You have your very own unique space that every flake and space cadet occupies, and if you ever emerged into reality, the shock would be more than your twisted psyche could handle.

If itty - bitty birdies fly

   beyond the rainbow  why --- oh  why............. can't  ............... I    -------- !

Yeah, the only question is ‘what planet is she on?’…

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Bachmann - ‘I Occupy A Very Unique Space’.

The voices in your head aren’t real, Michele.

Now do us all a favor, take your pills and go back to bed.

“I was a constitutional conservative.” No, you were a movement conservative; there is a difference.

The space she occupies is a fantasy realm where the gibberish she blathers actually makes sense. It has a population of one.

+1 for use of ‘harridan’…

The sad thing is that she is so undoubtedly stupid, that she probably can’t feed herself. Until this moron came along, I thought of Minnesota as a “Lake Wobegon”-type paradise. I now realize that the is something very wrong with their water.

What I never could figure out about her was how she could maintain such a near perfect cranial vacuum when her mouth was always open.

That could explain why she’s a space cadet.

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The only “unique space” you should be allowed to occupy, dear Michele - husband of Mrs. Marcus Bachmann - is the bathroom.

If she is determined to play a role, is unique, relevant and influential, why did she decide not to run again for her Congressional seat?? This has the echo of Palin and her thinking she was going to be more influential by quitting her post. Perchance they both enjoyed chasing the camera and media attention too much and that is the real motivation?

A ‘Unique’ space… humm. I can think of a VERY similar space… Usually about 3:30 AM when it’s cold and you have to run to the bathroom to use the toilet to relieve yourself of some BAD tacos you ate by mistake last evening. As you’re passing that second handful of toilet paper between your hand and your rear-end and try to flush the toilet at the same time, your toilet plugs up!! You scream because you now have nasty toilet water and other ‘stuff overflowing your toilet onto the floor, it’s cold, you don’t have a plunger handy and your pants are falling off onto the wet floor…

Bachmann is that lump of stuff that caused your toilet to clog… A unique position…

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