“B-List Extravaganza”
Could not have predicted this… /s
He should get Clint Eastwood.
"…across really all the sectors, from athletes to coaches and everything in between.”
Kinda says it all right there, doesn’t it.
He should geT OMAROSA to TALK to aN Empty CHAIR. ClaSSIC dis ON HITLARY. You KNow. BEIng and Empty Chair. BecaUSe she’s an EMPTY chair, right? AND omaROSA would BE talking to AN empty chair, which would be an aNALOGY for HITLARY. OR a similie. LIKE HItlary IS AN empty CHAIR. or is THE CHAIR A physical manifestation OF THE idea OF hITLARY. anyway, YOU’D GET IT IF YOU weren’t LIBtards because LIBtards IS dumb and without hUmor.
those on Trump’s list include former heavyweight champion Mike Tyson
who will not autograph your “Make Murica Great Agin” cap but will, for a small donation, bite your ear lobe off.
Hell, i’ll tune in just to hear Tyson talk, that should be worth waiting for 
Yes, I can well believe it will be unlike anything we have ever seen – first time there was a GOP convention and the GOP didn’t come…
All they need to do is make sure that Tyson, Ditka and Knight have plenty of Trump vodka available beforehand, just to loosen them up. It’ll be smooth sailing after that, I guarantee.
Putting a convicted rapist on the stage == outreach!
2012
MITTENS: Let’s have Clint Eastwood speak at our convention.
ANN: Super idea! What could possibly go wrong?
OH. Trump could ALSO get SUSAN Sarandon, WILL Ferrell, Mark RUFFALO, and MAYBE Jeremy PIVIN. They’re ALL saNDERs SUPPorters WHO will probably BE Voting FOR TRUmp because TRUMP IS An outsider THAT hates the ESTABLISHment and WALLStreet FAT cats and RICH people like TRUMP and SUSan Sarandon, WILL Ferrell, MArk RUffalo, and Maybe(?) Jeremy Piven.
I’m beginning to suspect a lot a actual (and thus, by definition, boring) politicians are just saying no.
Will there be tables set up on the dais, displaying all sorts of Trump-branded merchandise that’s available for sale in the lobby?
Eastwood said he’d love to be there but that’s the week he’s getting his bowling ball waxed. The chair said it’s available but it gotsta get paid.
Check out the pic of NASCAR chairman Brian France. Not only does he share with Trump the fact that he grew up in the family business, there’s also something else that he has in common with Donald. Anybody else see what I see?
Here’s a link to the webpage…
Perhaps a guest appearance by the Sharp Family Singers?
I only regret I have one stock photo of a dumpster fire to post. I mean, it’ll get old, .like rite?
Imma wondering if Ted Nugent will play one of his “classics” (or does he only have one “classic”?)
You can bet reasonably good money that there will be scantily clad women to show the Rethug men they’ve got the right stuff. Oh, - and some WWE second stringers.
Guys, I keep telling you - forget the damn popcorn; go for the Jamison’s.
Or, if you’re cash strapped, some Georgi vodka. If you have NO money, try grain alcohol.
“Thith convention’th gonna be loodicrith!” Says Mike.
Two things, actually. Stubby little fingers, and a trophy wife who wouldn’t give him a second glance if he didn’t have money.