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Republicans always have their brains closed.
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That’s stupid enough to blow my mind.
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This should resonate with Gun Nuts
. They aren’t interested in hitting anything either… except somebody’s back.
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“Because chances are if somebody attacks you it’s gonna be in the night,” Jones said.
Chances are, if it’s at night, the person you are shooting lives in your house.
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Channel 15 did a great job fact checking one of her campaign ads. It’s where she has a plan to secure the border and then she would send Pres. Obama the bill. The first thing I thought was if it were that simple then Jan Brewer would be doing it already.
Anyway, bottom line is that her ad is full of shit (read/watch it, it’s really good):
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I have been to Zona more times than I like to remember. There were some fine folks I met but there was this fetish to be wearing a Glock at your side while you took a break from bicycling along North Oracle Road for a Starbucks Caramel Macchiato. I guess one could imagine a rattlesnake jumping out from the desert and biting one in the neck or something but it seemed more like a lot of the pilgrims had been replaced by pods from a panel truck driven by the ghost of Charlton Heston.
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About the only thing Republicans can’t close their eyes to is the President’s color.
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You do everything with your eyes closed, don’t you, sweetie? In fact, that’s a GOTP characteristic.
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No, some of them have their eyes open, and can see the dark skin color of the President, but their brains are closed and locked shut ever since about elementary school.
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She’s voicing that same sad fantasy of being a hero that the (typically male) gun crowd displays - except she is trying to outdo them by claiming she shoots with her eyes closed. This is a level of “one-upsmanship” that represents the maturity level and judgement of an eleven-year old, not a supposed adult who wants to be a governor.
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Chief legal officer at GoDaddy – perhaps the sleaziest big dotcom of them all.
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Back in the 1960’s, the wife of a colleague came within seconds of shooting him when he came home just past midnight and hours before he was expected after sunrise.
She was aiming at the form in the dark when, fortunately, he said something.
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Ahhgggggg… just another repug whack job. What fuckin rock did this one just slither out from under…
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Obviously she’s still pissed that God didn’t give her a penis. She uses a penis enhancement tool - usually operated by the males species for masturbation - and in the dark it just “feels” better with ones eyes closed.
So, essentially, she just admitted to masturbating at the gun range.
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“I often shoot with my eyes closed…Because chances are if somebody attacks you it’s gonna be in the night,” Jones said.
These people are certifiable. Seriously, a pubic official saying something that dumb should have their sanity/capacity challenged.
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by sheer coincidence, she also thinks with her mind closed . . .
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I wasn’t sure this woman was qualified to be governor of Arizona, but now it’s clear she is crazy enough to at least win the GOP nomination.
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There were some fine folks I met but there was this fetish to be wearing
a Glock at your side while you took a break from bicycling along North
Oracle Road for a Starbucks Caramel Macchiato.
Where I live in Arizona (in the Catalina Foothills), the bicyclists who stop at Starbucks all wear Lycra spandex, which makes concealing a weapon problematical at best. And, sorry to say, rattlesnakes can’t strike much more than two-thirds to three fourths of their body length. But we do have some pretty mean brush rabbits that’ll do you a treat or too, mate.
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I just received my Arizona Voters Guide for the August primaries and the entire cast of Republican gubernatorial candidates, with the exception of Ken Bennett, who’s merely a Republican hack, reads like a who’s who of Gotham City’s Arkham Insane Asylum. And, to make matters worse, one of these idiots will be nominated to run in November.
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