gotta wait for the tweet storm
Well, alrighty, then!
I guess that’s settled.
Trump: But I saw it work in a movie!
“No. No. Next question? Wait, am I under oath?”
“What the hell am I saying. Like I almost care!”
It’s hard to believe this lying fool is running our country.
Thanks a lot you uninformed fools for voting for a conman who said he’d make you rich.
I predict no less than 3 exclamation points.
From there he veered into a wide-ranging policy discussion, touching on tax cuts, military spending and health care. Obamacare, he declared, “is a fallacy.”
It’s a what?
The President also described Comey as “very unpopular with most people,” and said he was surprised that there wasn’t bipartisan support for Comey’s ouster.
I can’t wait for Comey to drag this senile moron. No matter what my opinion of Comey is, I really want to see him get his revenge on this.
“Everybody, even my enemies, have said there is no collusion,” he said.
We’re now into Nixonian levels of paranoia. Without the cunning, drive, intelligence, experience, etc.
Trump: “I cherish the FBI. It’s special.”
Everybody knows it’s only a matter of time until he dumps the FBI for a younger, newer investigatory agency.
“I think it is totally ridiculous,” he began. “Everybody thinks so. And again, we have to get back to working our country properly so that we can take care of the problems that we have. We have plenty of problems.”
Wait, didn’t he just tell someone else that we have a very divided and “not-unified” country?
In his bigly vocabulary, “fallacy” means “a bad thing and by the way I’m, like, a smart person.”
Because we always appoint independent investigators on rumors
“…we have to get back to working our country properly…” Interesting choice of words, Mr. Trump.
I should just bring this one out every time Neutron Don talks :
What in the name of all that’s holy is he going to be like after nine days of diplomatic travels?
Or this
Speaking of all that’s holy he’s heading off to Saudi Arabia with a speech by Stephen Miller under his arm. If he makes it back home in one piece it’ll be a bona fide for-real miracle. Performed by the devil, maybe, but remarkable all the same.
Everybody knows it’s only a matter of time until he dumps the FBI for a younger, newer investigatory agency.
Trump’s view of the the FBI, established in 1908
Trump’s view of the Federal Security Service (FSB), created in 1995:
back atcha: