Discussion: Asked About 'Pee Tape,' Putin Says He Didn't Even Know Trump Back Then

HE also SAID he Didn’t know trump was in the Country at the TIME. ERGO, no Pee Tape.

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“The pee tape does not exisit. And when I say it does not exist, I mean that I don’t watch it all that often; only when “Russia’s Got Talent” is in hiatus and I’m bored with ordering people poisoned on a whim.”

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First, it’s been reported that Trump (who was in Moscow to leer at teenage beauty pageant contestants) had contacted Putin and invited him to the pageant. But let’s say Putin didn’t get that message: Russian intelligence is known to gather compromising material (kompromat) on influential Americans in town and file it away.

The pee tapes are real.

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“Please disregard these issues and don’t think about this anymore again,” he finished. Sorry Vlad, that doesnt fly in the US yet.

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There is no pee tape. It’s on Blu-Ray.

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So he is not denying that such a tape exists.

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But did the Russian intelligence agencies know Trump was in Moscow in 2013?

Yes.

“Yeah, I did hear these rumors that this allegedly collected compromising material on Mr. Trump when he was visiting Moscow,” Putin said through a translator.

Oh. I heard that rumor too. Poor devils.

A better answer would be “I don’t watch that kind of thing, porn is for wankers”

Putin’s response is KGB for, “of course we have kompromat, it’s just not time to release it yet.

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!! That’s awesome!!!

From Buzzfeed -

“Let’s take the St. Petersburg economic forum, for instance,” he said. “There were over 500 American businessmen, high ranking, high level ones. I don’t even remember the last names of each and every one. Do you think that we try to collect compromising material on each and every single one of them? Well, it’s difficult to imagine on a bigger scale than this. Please disregard these issues and don’t think about this anymore again.”

  1. Yes.
  2. Not really.
  3. Screw that.

Actually, it’s on Betamax. that’s why it’s taking so long to be leaked - they can’t find a machine to play it so they can pull copies. Maybe I need to do my civic duty and go poke around in my garage a bit. C’mon, people - we put a man on the moon, we can help Vlad play this tape!

Prominent Westerners are ALWAYS surveilled and their hotel rooms are always bugged regardless of why they’re in Moscow. Putin knew he was there from different people telling him PP was requesting a meeting but also because he personally sent a gift to PP before he left the country, a small black box with a note in it, reported by Corn and Isikoff in Russian Roulette, and no one’s ever seen the contents.