Dear Trump: To Negotiate, please begin by googling “Negotiation word definition”.
It might help.
The greatest dealmaker in the history of the world! And he hires the best collection of crooks and liars! The best! Let’s end this today and have Infrastructure Week again next week…
If he could read and comprehend, I’d suggest this …
How did I know it would be Joe Man-chin to peel away?
This is exactly the kind of thing you would expect when you place a child in an adult situation.
I actually have only one thing to say about this. Bwahahahahahahahhaahahahahaha!
And all the Democrats have to do is stand their ground. They should tell Trump that they’ll give him the funding for his wall. In fact, they’ll decree that the wall be forever referred to as Trump’s Wall, and that it will have marble and faux gold leaf on it. All Trump has to do in exchange is resign, and take Pence with him.
He still wants his wall, still wants the country held hostage.
ETA–He’s not looking to strike a deal. He wants it to end with him getting the win.
Because Joe Man-chin is a D.I.L.D.O. – a Democrat In Leadership Decisions Only
I see Pencil-Neck, son of Felon, one half of Jarvanka, was only able to Manchin (!!?) on his side after all of his big bluster about his persuasiveness.
And Manchin, the moron, would have done it even if Pencil-Neck Felon-Son hadn’t been involved. Because Manchin.
Kinda puts paid to the notion of Pencil-Neck as the “Great Negotiator”
If we could declare a national emergency because the “leader of the free world” is a morally depraved idiot, I think we can count on support in the US and around the world.
Too bad John Kelly was on the last lifeboat available on the S.S. Trumptanic, Donnie. I hear going down with the ship ain’t much fun at all.
Maybe he could read The Art of the Deal, I don’t think he ever has read it before.
“His son-in-law Jared Kushner — who has been heavily involved in negotiations — was only able to convince one Democrat, Sen. Joe Manching (D-WV), to support GOP efforts.”
But this is impossible! I just read yesterday in the WaPo that Kushner’s old friend Ken Kurson assured us Kushner "could teach a master class in getting to yes.” This cannot be! (Or maybe his mastery only shows itself when you’re talking about Kashoggi (“Should we kill him?”Yes!) or collusion with the Russians (Yes!) or firing Comey (Yes!) —-stuff like that?)
You know, if that would end this national nightmare I’m okay with it, provided that Democrats then adopt another Orange Shitgibbon operating principle and renege on the wall.
I will be shamelessly stealing that…
Don’t worry Donnie , you wanted your name on something, you got it, the Trump Shutdown.
You’re welcome.
As will I