Discussion: Are Bytes Of Sen. Rubio's Presidential Campaign Already Visible?

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PEEKING not PEAKING! JesusMaryandJoseph, TPM! Hire a copy editor!

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Hydrate

Bomb the entire rest of the world [because we can never be sure]

Pander

We’re not scientists

Apple Pie

Mother

The Girl I left Behind Me

NASCAR

Gloria Estefan

Desi Arnaz

Xavier Cugat

Hillary is a mean old crone

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Otherwise known as the “Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah” Plan.

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Maybe not so much a mistake: Rubio has definitely peaked.

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I do believe Rubio’s campaign is already peaking.

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Are Bytes Of Sen. Rubio’s Presidential Campaign Already Visible?

I dunno, I’ll byte. But is the Gulf of Mexico just a large bight? or is it a megabight? And if so, how does Rubio feel about it? He must have a bit to say about his bytes, the bight and the megabight.

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How do you do it? I’m laughing at this with its brilliance and funnies. The Pearl Award is on its way to you bedecked with feathers and bellbottoms.

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It’ll be refined by 2020 when he’ll be old enough to join the grown ups at their table and he will no longer play with his food or spill his drinkie.

I grew up reading mad magazine, the Harvard Lampoon and moved on to Gary Larson cartoons and am a certifiable old eccentric who loves to make stuff up.

P.S. Mrs. Von Holst sighs at me a lot and wants me to grow up and do something useful.

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It’s a wise woman who knows not to encourage the husband when he acts out.

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Maybe I’m missing something but… nothing about jobs? Workers?

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he’s just now announcing his run… anyone watching. cause i swear he just gave credit to the cuban refugees for building the most prosperous country evah…
looks like nicaragua is back on the shitlist – he just included it in the venezuela/cuba as threats to the homeland… a new axis of evil.
honestly, he is one of the smarmiest little fucks on the political scene.

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And whether they add more words under each section or not, the absence of substance won’t change.

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Second term, baby!

Rubio’s announcing his candidacy right now. Surprised TPM doesn’t have a livewire link. Anyhoo…blah, blah, blah, Immigrants like my parents, blah, blah, blah, came here as exiles in 1956. Remember that folks. Immigration for Cubans in 1956 and beyond well into the future, but for no one else. That you can be sure. So suck it America. That’s your American Dream. Rubio a phony phuck. Uh-oh he’s getting that cottonmouth. Good thing its coming near the end of his blah-blah. I can tell by the tenor of his speech. Lower, slower…now close you asshole. Close already. Borrrrrrinnnnngggg. Hah…he took a good swig of H2O. That’s not gonna play well I assure you. Memories, like the corners of my mind…Misty water color memories, of the way we were…

Typical fare…A full pot of pablum in every pot, replaces a chicken in every pot as Rubio’s theme. Too bad its not 1928.

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Stand with farmers? Seriously? Who actually thinks that Rubio gives a crap about farmers?

You gotta point there. HuffPo has autorun on almost every article now. I can’t even go see cute animal videos there without having to turn off some crap first. I hate watching some proprietary tweet deck moving while I’m reading something. I hope that’s not what you mean. I don’t tweet. I let the birds do that. Having a great day…thanks. Speaking of birds…saw my first bright yellow finch today. Hope your day is smiling bright as well.

You win the internet today. I laughed out loud.

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Their, their mon petit…
I mean…they’re, they’re mon petit…
Oh shit…there, there mon petit!!

There!
I think I finally got it write.

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