Discussion: Apple Doesn't Fall Far: Don Jr Won't Rule Out A Future In Politics

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Don’t you have to be a Russian citizen first, Donnie Jr.? Just being a Russian asset doesn’t count.

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One half of me wants to say “please proceed asshole” and another part of me is trying to figure out how he will run for office from the pen.

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Donald Trump Jr.: “A Powerful Voice for The People”

He speaks for the forgotten and powerless.

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Hitler’s remaining kin all decided to not breed to ensure that the lineage would die out with them after the war…

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Finally we might get to hear what self-regarding zero-talent rich douches think about things. At last they’d have a voice in this world! And his slogan can be “These Fucking Guys, I Swear.”

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The delusion gene is powerful in Crime Family Trump.

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Apple Doesn’t Fall Far: Don Jr Won’t Rule Out A Future In Politics

Oh Bring It!

-Scion of a filthy Orangutan, (aka Agent Orange)…

…the Empire State is prepping to round you and your degenerate family under RICO.

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Look around you while in line at the grocery. See those people?

Just the sort of people that would make Jr a Senator or something. This nation is a bottomless well of idiocy, racism, xenophobia, homophobia, misogyny, anti-intellectualism and superstition.

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President of Cell Block 13.

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Fredo’s ego inflation over time:

2-17:

Fall of 2-18:

(this one is funny because it reads like daddy dearest keeps dumping-on/quashing these ideas)

and in 2019:

I want to see a primary with Jared, Don Jr. and Ivanka pitted against each other. That would be hilarious.

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“My father decided to get into politics at 68. I’m 41, I’ve got plenty of time.”

Yes Don, you can run for office as soon as you get out of prison.

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I’m picturing more Mad Max style… Put it on pay-per-view, would rake in Billions.

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He speaks for the forgetful and the witless.

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Don’t hold back, tell us what you really think of him.

(Hint: You’re being too kind.)

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Thank you, Yoda.

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I just re-read the headline. There’s a typo. It should read, Asshole Doesn’t Fall Far…"

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I couldn’t help googling Don Jr and Kimberley, no hits after middle of March 2019, did they split up?

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Theme song truncated: “We don’t need another hero.” “Really.” “Plus - no hero here.” “Let the battle begin.”

Followed by a chorus: “Rip Him (Her) Up!” adapted to the lock her up chants syncopation.

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Stepping up to meet every challenge, the Trump Family vows to take on the legend of Bush the Elder and scion by Bush the Lesser. The GOP bench is deep.

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