Hahahaha. Wait until somebody changes the channel to something besides FauxNews.
The Presidential version of “old man yelling at clouds.”
Yelling at the TV? There’s a solution for that.
Turn it off
You see things so clearly. I’d have said dart his fat ass with a tranquilizer gun like he was a rhino.
I have a really specific topic for a wager: will Trump damage the portrait of Hillary which is hanging in the White House?
No, no. As a master of all skills he’ll simply take and improve it.
I hate needles, or I would’ve gone that route
I think having Kid Rock and Palin pose in front of it was damage enough thank you.
It’s hard to think of a lower-energy safe-space snowflake beta move than yelling at the TV because the people on it are saying nasty things about you.
Sad!
His ego won’t let him or anyone turn the tvs off. He might miss something that mentions his beloved self.
Hey, look! Rachel Maddow is on!
Can’t do that. He needs to hear his name mentioned on TV every five minutes or the cotton candy stuff on top of his head starts to melt.
Hey Don, here are some strawberries to go with your two dips of icecream.
Or miss a slight that he can be outraged about.
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I hear, now believe me folks, I hear it’s the greatest, best repaint they’ve ever seen. It’s so, so great. People are saying they’ve never seen a painting – now, this painting, it used to be great, but it was falling apart, falling apart like no one has ever seen, but now it’s going to be huge, we’re going to make this paint great again, and Hillary is – now, she ought to be in jail, believe me – but Hillary is gonna pay for it.
Trump is toast. The issue of the National Enquirer on display in my local grocery has NO Trump story on its cover this week. None.
The rats are getting off the ship.
Hey Donald—you signed up for this!
And slights lead to tweetin’ and tweetin’ leads to impeachin’.