Discussion: AP: National Enquirer's Safe Held Damaging Trump Stories

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AP: National Enquirer's Safe Held Damaging Trump Stories AP: National Enquirer's Safe Held Damaging Trump Stories Back to article
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Now who’d have thought the National Enquirer wouldn’t have insurance? All the best blackmailers do, with copies in multiple locations.

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A special hidden safe full of all the President of the United State’s deepest, darkest, most compromising secrets
 held by the National Enquirer.

Somebody please tell this season’s writers to lay off the fuckin’ peyote.

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Fearful that the documents might be used against American Media, Pecker and the company’s chief content officer, Dylan Howard, removed them from the safe in the weeks before Trump’s inauguration, according to one person directly familiar with the events.

Dylan Howard
Come On Down!! You’re the next contestant on The Price is Far Greater Than What You’d Ever Want To Pay with your host Bob Mueller
and bring all your documents.

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If the National Enquirer ends up with a Pulitzer Prize for bringing down a sitting US President with a full-color exposĂ© of Trump wearing a skinsuit flailed from a Mexican nun’s corpse and simultaneously committing cannibalism and infanticide during congress with goats
then I’m cancelling my subscription to the Times.

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This fucking Pecker-wood better have the real goods on Trump, or else it’s pretty outrageous to give him immunity, given all the sleazy lies he has peddled and outright fraud he has committed for years In Donnie’s service.

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The Enquirer endorsed Trump for president in 2016, the first time it had ever officially backed a candidate. In the news pages, Trump’s coverage was so favorable that the New Yorker magazine said the Enquirer embraced him “with sycophantic fervor.”

Could AMI have gone so far in endorsing Trump that it could be considered in-kind contributions subject to campaign finance laws?

After all, their over the top positive stories on Trump combined with extremely negative stories on Hillary must have been worth millions in advertising costs.

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How sick does one have to be to qualify as AMI’s “chief content officer”?

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A really large safe, one presumes.

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I think the cancellation of the Enquirer subscription sounds like the more urgent matter in that case, to be quite honest.

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Bigly.

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Yes but do any involve Bigfoot, UFOs or Elvis?

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Q. What do you do when you don’t have enough space to contain all the files labeled
“TRUMP, Donald: Dirt; Deviant”?

A. Buy another safe. Obviously.

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Famous people gotta be shitting their pants right about now.

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Yuuuge!

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From reading the article, the whereabouts of the contents are unknown, but I’m hoping that Pecker didn’t go off prematurely and destroy the documents. He must have wanted to keep them for ‘insurance.’ I hope turning them over to SDNY was part of the immunity deal.

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“[O]r”? I think you should say “and.” This is the National Inquirer we’re talking about. They probably have at least one with Bigfoot and Elvis in a UFO.

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Oh!

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If he did this with one, how many more? Deals and secrets lurking about his landscape.But he is a very smart genius.

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Enquirer Had Special Safe With Trump Dirt Files

This is old news!

They made a movie about it ten years ago. It was called “The Dirt Locker” and it won six Academy Awards.

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