Discussion: Another GOPer Accuses Texas Guv Of 'Pandering' To Conspiracy Theorists

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Better but still not good enough.

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“Conaway said that his biggest worry was that his wife would have to visit a different Wal-Mart store than the one she usually shops at in Midland…”

Jesus jumpin’ Jehosophat! Not that!

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Is it too much to ask that while we lionize the troops we also suggest that, in addition, the President has shown no willingness as yet to enslave everyone and declare himself Emperor Zombie Monster for life? And that he was elected, after all, by a goddamn majority? And that suggesting that he’s anything but a regular, normal President just trying to do his damn job is just as paranoid and stupid as asking that some Texas military entity monitor the operation? Is that too much to ask? Of course it is. What am I saying? I’ll sit down now.

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Funny thing is, if a Republican President ever declared martial law these same people would cream their jeans until they passed out.

I can guaranfuckingtee that.

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Do you really think that the patriots that we asked to defend us are going to do something at that president’s bidding

That’s just as offensive as McGrumpy Pants referring to Obama as “that one” in one of the debates.

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The GOP believes in nothing but conspiracy theories. They never did produce the mythical Welfare Queen or the Gay Couple Who Kill Christians.

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Beat me to it.

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It’s been a week since Governor Abbott issued his order; Rep. Conaway is certainly slow, even for a Texas congressman, about determining which way the political wind has blown this situation. Turn more to your left, Congressman, so we can see your me-too profile in courage!

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This guy represents Midland-Odessa? I drove thru Midland Odessa and stayed the night once in the 1990’s. There was a sheen of oil from the atmosphere on the surface of the motel pool…and there was a smell of oil in the air. The topography was very unappealing to say the least. But that’s just my opinion. If any here live there and like it…well you have a right to your opinion. I say that as a resident of Southern Arizona, a place many consider a desert and not worth the effort to get to know.
I didn’t think there were any even approaching sanity among the Texas delegation to Congress.

And we haven’t yet seen their replacement plan for Obamacare, have we?

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Nope, but I suspect that’s just a myth they came up with.

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Bwaaahahahahaha! Shop at a different Walmart! That’s a hot one!

This whole episode of crazy in Texas reminds me of the comedy movie “The Russians are Coming, The Russians are Coming”.

And by God the tunnels under Walmart are full’o grey aliens who are ready to break out and run amok and eat us all!!!1111one!!!2!!!(wheeze)!!!

It’s nice to know SOME pandering is too much for Mike.

Remember two years ago when some Republican congressmen voted against relief for Hurricane Sandy? Remember that? Well, Mike was one of them, even though when storms caused flooding in HIS district and the Drunken Frat Boy was presidet, he BEGGED for disaster relief.

mental illness is rife in the big T. lord help us.

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This man is in on the conspiracy!! His nothing-to-see-here-move-along nonsense is just a way to settle down the sheep before the K-Y tanker gets there! It’s going to happen … the ships from the Kenyan colonies on Mars that that Irish bastid O’bama came from are parked on the other side of the moon ready to strike!!!

REMOVE ALL FEDERAL MILITARY INSTALLATIONS FROM TEXAS … NOW!!!

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so wait…i’m supposed to read this as a rebuttal against the ignorance that is texas? nope, not going to happen. this is as bad or worse as the whole situation in general.

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Finally, an elected Republican with skin in the game pushing back some on “teh crazy”.

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It’s not too much to ask…but given who we’re talking about it’s probably too much to expect.

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