Can we make him wear fuzzy pink bunny slippers?
So… he’s lowest class black or Mexican, and herded cattle for shit wages from Texas to Kansas back in the 1800’s?
Because that defines a cowboy, not a Stetson and Tony Llamas.
His request to have his photo taken while sitting on a pony has been appealed.
If he’s truly a cowboy, will he also have a yearling lamb as a “comfort animal”?
None of this should interfere with him stuffing his Fruit of the Looms with two socks, so what’s the problem?
Dang it! If a man wants to wear a cowboy hat, cowboy boots, plaid shirt, fringe-leather jacket, string tie, turquoise belt buckle, and a gold watch chain to court, well then, let him! It’s a man’s right is what it is!
“No, that’s ‘Callow’ wid a ‘C’” Who knew My Cousin Vinnie was a documentary?
Unless the judge said, “Come totally undressed and with a ball gag” which would be really creepy, I think he can dress any way he wants.
“These men are cowboys, and given that the jury will be assessing their authenticity and credibility, they should be able to present themselves to the jury in that manner.”
And by “cowboys”, he means welfare-queen, public-teat-sucking, tax-scofflaw, treasonous parasites.
In very expensive designer boots.
For which federal subsidies paid.
"which detailed acceptable trial garb to be "
In light of the items on the list, I’m gonna go ahead an assume you blew it again and that was meant to read “unacceptable.”
Apparently there was an editing error in this story, because that list is of UN-acceptable clothing items, while it says they are acceptable.
No, pointed toe cowboy boots are not acceptable courtroom wear. Those boots are known as “shitkickers” because they can easily kick the shit out of someone.
good plan… instead of ‘disheveled slacker’ present him as disheveled shitkicker…
Admit it he really wants a 6 shooter on his hip to complete the look.
I was under the impression they were called shitkickers because the folks who wear them wade in shit.
Get ready for one of the worst songs ever…
He is a mule boy.{Jackass}
Next up: assless chaps.
To be accurate, he should only be wearing a diaper.
“Ammon Bundy’s Lawyer Fights For His Right To Dress Like ‘Cowboy’ At Trial”
Be careful what you wish for,in the lock up they may be flipping a coin to see who will be first to ride that cowboy.