Discussion: Amid Criticism, Melania Will Make Second Visit To Children In Detention

Wear a WWII SS jacket this time, Malignia. That’s always a big fashion hit in detention camps!

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It doesn’t matter how many visits she makes… it’s obvious that she really doesn’t care.

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Give it up, guys. It ain’t gonna work. The woman is toxic. She wouldn’t even apologize for wearing that insulting jacket. She left it to her PR team to blame the people who were offended by it. Like her husband, the woman is devoid of sympathy or empathy for anyone else.

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I find it implausible there’s a jacket that would accommodate “Fuck you and the horse you rode in on” but maybe I’m shortchanging the resourcefulness of her staff.

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She’s allowing herself to be a photo op prop.

Then again, anything to get out and away from Donnie for a day.

ETA–Are congresscritters still being banned from visiting?

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She could have it made bespoke. Maybe it’s even already on order. Prezzie from Stephen Miller.

Do you suppose she might even visit a detention facility this time, or will they have her visit a Montessori day care for ICE workers’ kids to show her how lovely, lovely the little brown kiddies have it?

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In the unlikely event I ever meet Melania I’m going to have a T-shirt made up that says “You can’t possibly have felt anything but physical revulsion towards that guy at any point from meeting him to today” but it won’t mean anything, gee whizz, you people, it’s just a T-shirt.

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Another robotic Melania performance coming right up!

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I’ll only begin to respect her if the back of her jacket says “Rescue Me From His Orangeness!! Help!!”

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“I tink it is so vonderful how Donald is treating dese little brown bastards. Dey are so cute I wish I could take some home to clean our bathrooms, dahlink!”

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What did she visit the last time?

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Perhaps a négligée?

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What will the “Be Best” lady who declares via jacket that she really doesn’t care wear this time?

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It wasn’t one of the places with the kids in cages, it was a small facility, all decorated up like a daycare center, which held 60 kids – all but six of whom had arrived at the border without their parents, i.e., truly “unaccompanied minors.”

According to this Washington Post article:

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The best part is the whole TV production way in which they operate.

“No, we’ll reshoot the whole thing, wardrobe f* up last time. Someone call the agency for brown kids, we need more props and extras… No, I don’t think anyone saw the original broadcast last week. Kelly, can you get my Expresso?”

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Thanks!

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De nada!

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her new jacket will say, “I really do care, seriously I do and anyone who says otherwise is fake news, #MAGA

Following this appearance, Donald Trump will sign an executive order compelling destruction of all photos from the first visit.

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They are all at summer camp, doncha know?

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