The hedge fund owners found out Bezos would be talking with SDNY as soon as this week.
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I’ve about given up on comprehending why any person or company chooses to get within 50 feet of Donald Trump. It inevitably ends badly, and often the ending is preceded by ruinous legal fees and public ridicule and scorn.
They’re all Beaver and he’s Eddie Haskell.
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Hedge fund managers are usually personally worth multiples of millions. Anyone with that much money that deigns to stand in line at a grocery is an idiot. You pay people, to do everything possible.
What I want to know is what becomes of the stories they held in reserve in that safe?
Doesn’t the FBI have those already?
Who in their right mind would “buy” this steaming shit pile of liability?
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Eddie was always polite to Mrs. Cleaver. Never once tried to grab her whatever.
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That’s because they were both gay.
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The big question. At this point I would not be surprised to see a foreign oligarch, or shadowy LLC overpay significantly for the Enquirer.
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“They didn’t want to deal with hassles like this anymore,” a person familiar with the process told the Post."
Translation: After years of peddling bullshit, they realized they are in criminal jeopardy for fraud, campaign finance violations, and conspiracy. They feel the best thing to do is to feign concern, squeeze one last drop out of the withered tit, and then simply move on.
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… or, as an earlier comment suggested, a pissed-off billionaire.
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my wife was in the checkout line yesterday at the supermarket with Jeff Foxworthy.
Excellent idea. It could be a Fox publication
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ITheu’d have gotten access to the Ttumpnrelated ones but I fail.to.see.why they would have had access to the rest unless the FBI could show they involved crimes.
Jeff Foxworthy could probably be found doing stand-up for three kids and a toothless homeless man in a laundromat in Dubuque.
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that’s some funny shit right there .
LOL
Pfffttt.
This is “Corporate Speak” for; 'Holy SHIT! If we don’t cut them loose immediately all our illegal financial dealings will be exposed because of these morons!!! Quick! SELL THEM!"
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“If you voted for Trump,…you might be a Redneck!”
It’s just not funny anymore is it?
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Came here for the bat-boy spawn reference, was not disappointed.
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National Enquirer is American Media Inc. American Media Inc is National Enquirer.
Saying otherwise is delusional. It’s just like the GOP is Trump and Trump is the GOP.
As far as AMI trying to pull moral superiority over their tabloid spawn:
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And there’s that little issue of the possibility of AMI’s immunity agreement being revoked.
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