That was breathtakingly insane.
The craziest and most funniest thing I ever heard from a court.Canât stop laughing at the insanity.
A couple of serious questions: Doesnât his statement that counsel is inadequately representing him merit review at least? And also, doesnât it seem that the defendantâs actions are intended to bait the court into just this sort of reaction to make the case more about the courtâs authority than the crime?
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The hair, yes! Itâs a strange and disturbing combination of Donald tRump and Bernie SandersâŚ
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The judge clearly starts off rational and then lets his temper get the better of him. If Iâm reading the first part of the transcript right the alleged killer got a (mental?) diagnoses from the central hospital, whereupon the judge decides to treat this obviously deranged man like any other ordinary, rational, being. Our judiciary being judicial, apparently.
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Omg 
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The only comment neededâŚ
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Iâm sure I wouldnât have been able- Iâd be laughing too hard at him! 
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waste of a good needle.
heâs not going to likely be PM
he messed up on this and he would threaten their majority.
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Fuckman ass cracker.
Iâm going to use that one.
are you sure?
again he was sacked, because Allen thought that he was his best opportunity to be Perry Mason.
Judge Bryant Durham cautioned him against representing himself, telling Allen he would probably be convicted if he went to trial. The proceedings only went far, far downhill from there.
As for him possibly getting a needle or life
I agree with you on that. Right now, I want to read that article that has Loki meeting Taylor Swiftâs mother. The heck with civic dutyâŚ
âgod i donât want to read this transcriptâŚâ
this guy is no dummy, nuts as he may be. what he did, by causing the judge to go clearly bonkers in the courtroom, was to create a clear case for recusement of said judge. if the judge doesnât recuse himself, the trial itself will be a complete waste of time and money, because of the automatic grounds for a mistrial this idiot judge created with his actions in open court. any first year law student should have a field day with this.
Either the real life defendant or the court reporter saw the movie âSecret In Their Eyesâ where Nicole Kidman plays a DA who manipulates a young killer named Marzin with an uncanny blonde haired wild-eyed resemblance to Allen.
The movie character got turned on by Kidman and started going off about his penis size describing himself as either donkey dick or hung like a horse while whipping it out in front of Ms. DA. The camera didnât show Mr Marsupian in action of course and your man Allen hopefully stopped short of doing same in front of Judge Dread.
A convoluted movie that had a weird effect on one woman in the audience who pushed past me without saying a word to get to the ladies room mimicking a character in the movie who did the exact same thing at a Dodger game. Life imitating art.
To borrow from Lawyers Guns & Money, shitisfucked-up andbullshit.
Judge: One more word from youâŚ
Allen: fuck youâŚ
Judge: and itâs ten more daysâŚ
Allen: oral sex on youâŚ
Judge: ten more years. Dismissed.
Murder case is thrown out but defendant has to serve life for demonic propositioning an officer of the court or whatever the judge is called.
Nerves of steel.
Yes, they can. They order a psych evaluation and if itâs determine that he is not capable of defending himself, counsel is provided for him.
Yeah the guy was a prick but I canât believe the judge told him âyou look like a queerâ, or that heâd only have a chance of going free if he sucked the dick of every jury member. Remind me to never do anything illegal in the South, ever.