And people say law is so stuffy and boring 
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Thatās a terrible judge. He should have shut that down quickly and ordered a psych evaluation.
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I think heās already in jail for a previous offenseā¦ the murder charge is for beating another inmate to deathā¦ thatās why he doesnāt care about the contempt chargesā¦
whaddya gonna do to me? Iām already in jailā¦
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Or maybe the judge, jury and spectators will get fed up, swarm him and beat him to death with chairs. Heās the type to try your patience, that one.
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The judge should have ordered the defendant removed from the courtroom long before things went as far as they did. (Hmmm ā but can you do that when the guy is defending himself? Geez.)
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Na
The judge.will likely gag him
Anything else is uncivilized
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Judge to Bailiff:
Bailiffā¦ bring me the genital cuffsā¦
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Duct tape. Is there anything it canāt fix?
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yesā¦ I could never get it to hold when the top of my Jeep started coming apart from the weather
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nah
Duct tape will have the ACLU interveningā¦
gag or absentia
Oh my god. I could not stop reading it.
that might not be a good idea
Allen could orgasmā¦
I understand why he doesnāt care. I donāt understand why the judge didnāt just wave his hands and have him dragged off right away. By slapping him with āanother 30 daysā the judge looks weak. The deputies should have dragged him around the parking lot a few times on the way back to his cell.
2 words: āadministrative segregationā.
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I think he might enjoy that! 
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A round of applause for the court reporter who got every juicy word down. Imagine keeping cool enough under that kind of fire to keep on clicking away.
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I hope the judge was a good 10ā away.
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Why is this newsworthy? Why is it on TPM? It only appeals to prurient interest.
Itās been high drama here today at TPM. This is good stuff. Especially when the judge started losing it. Very funny IMHO.
Iāve heard that there is a restraint for that tooā¦
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