Why can’t Trump just fund it himself? He’s a multi-billionaire, right? Right?!
trump the unificator. what a guy.
“Our plans for a cheaper, more efficient, leaner-and-meaner convention are proceeding without a hitch” – Reince Pubis
Well, let’s face it, a lot of us would grab at an excuse to miss Cleveland in July.
Why even have convention? No one wants to party like it’s 1999. Maybe a call-in show on a Saturday evening? Half delegate votes, half fundraiser?
Just look back 12 or 14 years and see what the crazy has done to itself.
It brings me tears of happiness.
But if Ted Cruz were the nominee, they’d all be happily filling swag bags with lanyards, miniature tape measures, LED flashlights and water bottles? That’s telling.
I have a great theme. How about a mock “Apprentice” show where the defeated and humiliated rest of the field goes through the motions of hilarious episode of Apprentice? Little Marco could try to make fun of Trump’s “size”; Kasich could pout; Cruz could talk about his father’s friendship with Lee Harvey Oswald. By the end of the episode, you would know for sure that the best person was chosen. I guarantee it!
Maybe they just do the convention with GoToMeeting.
RNC Spox on Trump Disaster: “The sky is not falling.”
“It’s just raining sewage.”
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What the article doesn’t reflect is the spokesperson’s disappointment when stating that…
“I wish something would put me out of my misery…”
Vladimir Putin, Kim Jong Un, ISIL, the NRA and the KKK (current and legacy) still endorse Trump. They can probably get some anonymous funding in if they care to.
Donald J. Trump’s Cleveland Steamer will be an odiferous spectacular.
Thanks for leaving out the pic;)
Last time it cost $54 million. Trump is having serious funding issues.
How much of this will blow back on Democrats as in, “we either sponsor both or none”?
Your best line in a while, GoET.
Good news is they don’t need funding as they can hold the convention in a phone booth.
Also, these companies better hope Trump doesn’t win as, no doubt, he’s taking names.