Breaking: Supreme Court Justice Literally impaled on a fork brandished by brunch waitress.
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The hostess called over the chefā¦
The chef said:
You think you can get soup?
Go away, you are wasting everyoneās time.
NO SOUP FOR YOU ALITO !!!
NEXT !!!
How is this possibly news?? good grief TPM
Except the click bait headline would lead one to believe that she just flat out refused to seat him rather than the real reason.
I hate this bullshit
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This is an amusing little story, but whoās picture is that below the headline?
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This is āsomethingā ??? He didnāt make a reservation; she did the right thing. The point of reporting this??? Should she have kissed his feet and shoved someone off a table???
I like this woman. How dare he think that because of who he is, that he can just waltz in and get a seat, when everyone else made a reservation.
I guess if she didnāt recognize him she didnāt ārefuse to seat Alito.ā Right? How about āSome Guy Denied Brunch Because Place Was Fullā?
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So, he was treated like anyone else who didnāt make a reservation. Cool.
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So, a hostess had better sense than the US Senate?
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This may be the dumbest news item on TPM ever. āGovernment official not treated like deity, gets equal service to everyone else.ā
Seriously? Thatās somehow noteworthy? Maybe if he pulled one of those ādo you know who i amā routines and got seated it would be newsworthy. Otherwise? No.
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Slooooooooooooooooow news day
Who cares? Lately it looks like TPM prints the junk that does not fit into Huffpost.
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It seems that there are more and more of these types of stories here than ever before. There is an election in eight days that people care about more than Alito not bulldozing a hostess, or about the Presidentās credit card being denied at a restaurant.
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Iām sort of surprised his wife didnāt start crying.
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Oh, please. I hate Alito, but the fact is, he showed up, he asked, they turned him away because they were too crowded and he left. Tell me you havenāt done that.
I wouldnāt cross the street to pee on him if his heart was on fire (assuming I recognized him), but I give him credit for not playing the ādo you know who I am?ā card.
And I must also admit that Iām one of those who tend to find even the slightest whiff of ātude from a maitre-dā absolutely infuriating, to the point of causing me to put a restaurant on my dead to me list forever. Thereās one highly popular restaurant in my town where the guy at the door condescendingly treated me as if I was an idiot for not knowing the place had been rented out for the night for a private party and thatās the last time I went there.
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Iād like to buy that hostess Eggs Benedict and bottomless Bloody Marys.
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but clarence was seated in the affirmative action section
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nuts! i was hoping he was turned away 'cause heās such a jerk!!
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In that case she would have called security and reported a man who didnāt know who he was which would have necessitated call for aid from the nearest Psych facility.