Discussion: Alabama Will Require Schools To Teach Evolution, Climate Change

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Science? In Alabama?

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Students will still be required to have one arm tied behind their backs…

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Jesus Christ! Did hell just freeze over?

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Alabama updated its science education standards for the first time in a decade, requiring schools to teach students about evolution and human activity’s impact on climate change, starting in 2016.

Say what? Is this some kind of a stunt?

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In all fairness shouldn’t they add “and Creationism is hogwash” to that sticker? I mean, if, as according to the creationists, the Bible is literal, how did they miss the T-Rex that Adam and Eve were riding around on in the Garden of Eden? Pretty hard to miss those big boys.

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See, Alabama kids were having trouble getting jobs and tired of hearing that word, ‘incompetent.’

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Good thing the Clockboy is in TX. Had it been Alabammy, he would’ve been accused of witchcraft and pressed to death with stones.

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Alabama: striving mightily to be “Southern Massachusetts.”

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As a Masshole, I support that joke haha

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Are those the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse I see riding in on the horizon?

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Imagine that, having to teach facts in school … and that being in any way controversial.

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LIBtard ALABAMA to TeaCH MONKEY man “Theory”. UNLIKE EVOlution “STICKER”, THE FACT That MAN Was CREATed BY GOD is WRITTEN DOwn IN A BOOK

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Who is taking bets that before the 2016-2017 school year is over, there will putting stickers in books about “Teaching the Controversy” or “intelligent design”.

That the Christian Talibans were caught sleeping on this issue, does not mean that they will not fight back hard to have it fixed.

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This makes me very happy and I refuse to tarnish that happiness by thinking that I shouldn’t have to feel happy about it.

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I predict it will go something like this:

Teacher: "So, God made us in His image, though some scientists who didn’t go to Bible college believe that we came from monkeys. We know that’s not true, because if we really came from monkeys, why would monkeys still be here?

Also, while some scientists believe the Earth is growing warmer, and could kill us all, we know God wouldn’t allow that to happen, because He said so after the flood.

For homework tonight, please be sure to re-read the book of Genesis. And don’t forget we’re having a quiz on Leviticus tomorrow."

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Good for Alabama!

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Wonders never cease…or 1) the hated Obama will soon be leaving office, and
2) the state has suffered enough for ideology?

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Cause they were hidden in Antarctica?

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Unless they have a clear and stringent policy against homemade clocks, they’re just encouraging the deadly scourge of atheist terrorism.

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