Discussion: Alabama Sheriff Caught In Web Of Criminal Probes Asks For 'Prayers'

riverstreet · May 4, 2018, 1:12pm

Dear Sheriff

Trust me - you don’t want the Ancient of Days granting my prayers for you.

j_publicus · May 4, 2018, 1:22pm

I am on my way to see my daughter graduate from Auburn today. She got a scholarship, graduated with honors and will now hightail it out of the state for sanity’s sake.
While here she was very active and instrumental in defeating Moore (more college students voted than ever before) but she can’t take the stupid anymore…

drtv · May 4, 2018, 1:26pm

“Alabama Sheriff Caught In Web Of Criminal Probes Asks For ‘Prayers’”

Sure thing, sheriff. We pray that you go to jail.

zlohcuc · May 4, 2018, 1:44pm

We certainly are praying for justice to be done and more pointedly, that the Karma they deserve comes their way…

rascal_crone · May 4, 2018, 1:53pm

You got it Franklin, here goes:

Oh Lord, thou that hath presided over the violent deaths of children, and hast seen the starvation and pain of millions, and keepest the adulterers and those who bear false witness in power, heed the prayers of your humble suppliant.
Let Ana see the power of thy might by smiting the wicked and unjust who daily call for honor and decency in this wicked land. Grant her the protection, Oh Lord, that you granted New Orleans. If this does not interfere with your presence at the Southern District Football league championships Bulldogs vs Vikings.
Amen

sysprog · May 4, 2018, 2:21pm

Jail. That’s the only thing available for her. A long term. You do not get to treat fellow HUMANS this way and profit from it. Jail.

brian512 · May 4, 2018, 2:28pm

Yes.

lizzymom · May 4, 2018, 2:29pm

Poor you.

rgcincy · May 4, 2018, 2:30pm

One of the deadly sins: Greed. It’s been with mankind for 1000’s of years, yet we still create laws to encourage it. How does it make any sense to let a person choose to feed their prisoners or feed their own pockets? We all know what will happen. No wonder Donnie likes the south and especially Alabama so much - he fits right in.

ignoreland · May 4, 2018, 2:39pm

Dear Jesus,

Please classify her among the goats. Thank you.

ETA: This is FBI MAGA

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gelfling545 · May 4, 2018, 3:04pm

“While most sheriffs in Alabama are legally permitted to keep what they deem to be excess food funds, ”
How could anybody think that this would not be a clear invitation to corruption?

dr_coyote · May 4, 2018, 3:07pm

Sure. “I pray you’re indicted, convicted, and do hard-time in an abusive jail.”

Howzat?

ncsteve · May 4, 2018, 3:12pm

It’s like a weight on the state’s shoulder that’s breaking it’s back.

apotropoxy · May 4, 2018, 3:30pm

Alabama Sheriff Caught In Web Of Criminal Probes Asks For ‘Prayers’

Prayers, huh? Very well. I shall sacrifice a small mammal to Moloch in your name.

earlgreyparty · May 4, 2018, 3:38pm

All together now: LOCK. HER. UP.

mediapolitic · May 4, 2018, 3:48pm

Maybe they should rename “Alabama” to be “Shawshank”

pol · May 4, 2018, 4:20pm

I grew up in Georgia, but moved away just out of high school, several decades ago. The best decision I ever made. I cannot ever move back.

mike_in_houston · May 4, 2018, 5:36pm

Sounds like a perfect fit for the Trump administration.

henk · May 4, 2018, 5:37pm

I pray that all the soulless freaks that make up the Conservative movement eventually get what they deserve.

bulldogliberal · May 4, 2018, 5:48pm

In a state where a sexual predator loses an election by a razor-thin margin, you cannot be surprised.