Discussion: Alabama Passes Bill That Regulates Abortion Clinics Like Sex Offenders

Disgusting, craven, pathetic, and…not the least bit surprising.

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This is how we love our women-folk, y’all.

(The filthy, sleazy *cunts.)

*Not used as a pejoritive, but rather as a term of endearment. I learned it from that maverick Sid McCrashcup (R-AZ), when addressing his wife, Cindy. Can also substitute “slut” also, don’cha know.)

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I think a community’s request for funding for new school construction will get rubber stamped if they promise to build within 2000 feet of a women’s reproductive health clinic.

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Wow. Now I sound like Todd.

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“Slut” is defined as anyone who has had one more sexual partner than you.

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Alabama is in the 11th Circuit, which routinely strikes down such laws. Without Scalia, the forced gestation people don’t have enough votes on SCOTUS to grant cert and override the 11th.

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So Crashy McCrashcup didn’t mis-speak. Like I said “terms of endearment.”

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Alabama, leading the fight against the scourge of K-8 pregnancies.

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Republicans believe that abortion clinics will, using the energy of Satan that powers them, turn all of their precious daughters into Lina Medina.

‘Walking past an abortion clinic’ is like limiting pedophiles near a school? How STUPID can you people be? Honestly.

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THAT’s a hole with no bottom…

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But I bet they have no problem with a gun store located near a school…

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They’d put a gun store IN the school if they could get away with it.

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“Mommy, what are Reproductive Health Services? I walked by a building with that sign on the side on the way to school.”

“Well sweetie, it’s where little sluts go to get impregnated so they can then kill their baby and condemn their eternal soul to hell. Its also worse than what your Uncle Herman does to you when we stay with him for Thanksgiving.”

“Ohhhhhh, that’s bad.”

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Oh, OUCH.

It could actually get pretty dangerous near those clinics with all those christianistas wildly waving their signs and screaming at passersby. We have to think of the children!

Edited for spelling.

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Well, this should be easy.
Dear Supreme Court, The Alabama legislature prohibits liquor stores from being located near schools to limit the possibility that kids engage in illegal alcohol possession and consumption. They also ban pedophiles from being near schools to reduce the risk of pedophilia, which is illegal. Now they want to move womens health clinics to prevent young women from seeking legal health care. Please tell them to go away.

I guess there is an epidemic of K-8 children running across the street after school to have an abortion?

If they could they would REQUIRE a Gun Store inside every school.