Itâs terminal Guv, thereâs nothing more the doctors can do for you. We recommend you get your affairs in order.
He has no shame (he is a GOPâer) and will do anything he can to stay in power.
âbreasts and behind.â
OMG, my law firm!!!
Good Olâ Boy explanation⌠it depends on what the definition of âisâ isâŚ
~~point finger at camera and wag indignantly~
Jimmy Swaggart can help you here, Guv. We need a little more drama, maybe some tears, in the apology. And remember to talk a lot about Jesus. You can make it through this difficult time.
Like Caesarâs wife, gotta be above suspicion. Canât even LOOK like youâre screwing around.
So, the governor is accused of cheating on his wife and his accuser is accused of stealing.
No reason they canât both be guilty, and my bet is they both are.
Doesnât matter. All he has to do is say âJesus, Jesus, Jesusâ and the marks will forgive him.
I hate to sound nasty, but I really canât imagine any woman wanting to sleep with this man.
The GOP sure is getting rapey lately.
Heâs clearly sorry for his intercourse.
You canât hate it much.
âNo, I wasnât having an affair with my top taxpayer-funded aide, I was sexually harassing her.â Because thatâs so much less culpable in his mind. (And yes, of course, it could be both.)
Why is it that republicans almost always defend themselves against charges of some kind of wrongdoing by asserting that instead they did some other, possibly slightly-less-disgusting thing?
Sorry folks, I have been trying to like but systems keeps telling me that a âsystem error has occurredââŚ
I can see both sides of this. One the one hand, if youâre apologizing for having said essentially âboyohboyohboy did I enjoy boning you yesterday!â then what you said is really only part of it. On the other hand, the adulterous correspondent is named Rebekah which is spelled all Hebrewish so God forgives you and itâs fine. Or something. These Jeebusy people donât make a lot of sense to me, frankly.
'S OK âŚweâre all working this out.
Iâm happy that the commenting section seems to be on the mend, but why did my avatar get magnified?
(Iâm not ready for my closeup yet, Mr. DeMille.)
Still, Bentley maintained in a news conference that he engaged in âno sexual activityâ with his chief adviser, Rebekah Mason.
âIâm apologizing for the things that I said,â Bentley said, adding that he said âwhateverâs been reported.â
Now, Iâm more certain than ever that they had a relationship.