Please donât let this guy get impeached or resign until next week. I am meeting one of these smug âfamily valuesâ types Monday and I am just shaking with anticipation of bringing up this hypocirte. In fact, I am shaking with barely-repressed glee so much, itâs got to be bad for me.
Governors press secretary denies rumor that Governor Bently plans to change his name to Dr Evil Robert Bentley.
That image makes him look like a Spiderman Villain with many arms.
With all those burner phones the Luv Guv operates clandestinely like a . . . .terrorist!
Whatâs the over/under on the time his resignation letter is received?
Iâm going with 7:30 tonight.
If an old, powerful, rich white guy canât buy untraceable phones to help him cheat on his wife in peace and quiet, then none of us are free and the terrorists win.
Hah. Luv Guv. I look at that face of his and all I can say is blech.
R U kidding me?
The people of, laughing stock, Alabama need to get this clown under oath and find out exactly why he needed so many burn phone as well as his relationship with this woman. Get her under oath too and if the Governor and her have exchanged any phone calls since this broke that would possibly be witness tampering and conspiracy too.
itâs got to be bad for me.
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Or like Walter and Jesse in their lawless prime. If my math is right he had 115 phones.
You mean Doctor Octopus. General Grievous is the Star Wars villain you have pictured. My inner nerd cannot abide such mistakes.
Whoa, dude. Thatâs a lotta burnt bread, man, just to butter up a roll.
Not religious enough I suppose. The not conservative enough excuse doesnât seem to fit. Itâs always interesting to see what sort of excuses the voters come up with to help them repeat their mistakes.
Actually they look like women. Maybe he was there to interview for the open spot his âformerâ aide just vacated.
Why try writing my own comment when I can quote from the best?
Isnât that Katrina Pierson?
Instead jumping to the unfair conclusion that this is evidence of this fine Christian gentleman committing a carnal crime against the Lord Jesus, how about giving him the benefit of the doubt? Maybe, heâs just a drug dealer.
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