Discussion: AL Senate Front-Runner: Child Abuse, Murder Up 'Because We Have Forgotten God'

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So batshit crazy yet painfully close to becoming a U.S. Senator. He scares me more than sTumpy in some ways.

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Is he implying that God is a mass murderer lashing out in resentment at being forgotten?

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“We put ourselves above G-d, and in doing so we forgot the basic source of our morality.”

Thomas Paine: “The whole religious complexion of the modern world is due to the absence from ancient Jerusalem of a lunatic asylum.”

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Why don’t we save ourselves $175K and just let him stay home a pray in AL? Hell he could make more on the Prey to Pray circuit than as a US Senator.

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Or perhaps the inmates were the ones running it.

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Leviticus thumpers pray to a vengeful god, not a loving Jebus.

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Uhh, Roy? Which God?

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Dear Li’l Kim of NK: if you finally DO perfect those ICBMs, please do not harm the wonderful states of Hawaii, California, Washington, and Oregon. Aim directly at Alabama. I will send you roses. And Godiva chocolates. Nummy!

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Well, certainly not some smelly brown one!

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Not that heathen one!

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They love some good old down home mass murder. Give them that old time religion indeed.

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I take it Judge Moore wears mixed fibers, enjoys pork BBQ and shellfish from the gulf.

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Or you know you could just be wrong? I must have missed the memo when we got rid of the separation of church and the state. He’s openly speaking out against the constitution by saying we need to instill more faith into the masses. I’m sure those who dont accept his god are still welcome in his America?

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The god he’s talking about is cthulhu.

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He’s not implying. He’s saying it outright.

Who says he’s guaranteed to be the next Senator?

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According to the Bible, God was quite fond of rape, murder and child abuse.

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Though it’s quite possible that that it’ll be a surprise to him to. He’ll be waiting for the Rapture and when the tentacles come out, he’ll be just as shocked as the rest of us.

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Well, party affiliation in AL would suggest that the Republican nominee (whoever it is) will win the general election. So if he wins the primary run-off, then he’s automatically favored to win. That isn’t to say it’s impossible for the Democrat to win, but it will be an uphill battle. His is after all vying to replace Jefferson Beauregard Sessions III’s seat.

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