So this is the police chief: imagine what the rest of the department is like.
BTW, nice method of discouraging anyone reporting a crime as serious as sexual assault. Prepare to be mocked.
Where do you go to school to learn to be this fucking stupid?
Police Chief with no common sense or decency - flagrantly demonstrating that point by in a ‘joke’ that is both slandering and demeaning. Gee, maybe he’ll run for Congress for the AL GOP.
Oh, Susanna, Oh, don’t you cry for me.
Home-schooling, or a private Baptist school—at least in Alabama.
He’s so sorry—that he got caught.
His real offense was not knowing what sarcasm is. At some point someone needs to explain how humor works to these fools and they’ll finally understand that they were the assholes all along, just like we said.
This clown is more proof that the ALGOP will find a way to put a pedophile in the US Senate this December.
At least one of theses yahoos finally loses a little pay.
Such a brilliant sarcastic comedian. Stephen Colbert must be very afraid…
It will turn out that he was never a boy scout either.
Imagine if we had a functioning EPA… they could test the drinking water and see if there’s a widespread problem in Alabama. Lead? Some Volatile Organic Compound? Something that makes 'em all dumber than boxes of rocks??
“I never meant for the comments to be taken seriously, they were meant only as a joke with a friend.”
Says the man who loves to yell FIRE! in crowded theaters.
Lead paint chips are the official snack of the state of Alabama.
“Come to Alabama, The Pedophile State. Be sure to bring your young children along.”
In a statement to local station WHNT, Hammond said he made the remark about silence being equivalent to consent (it isn’t) “in reference to people ignoring accusations from the opposing side” of political debates.
Thank you, Esme!
Right?
Even if I take this guy’s statement, his explanation, seriously, (I have troubles with that, but, you know, giving him the benefit of a doubt), I can’t make it make sense. What was his point? that delayed reporting makes no sense? Or that it does? This guy is immune to irony and, clearly, has no idea how it works.
I was wondering what Roy Moore actually looked like at the time he was stalking teenage girls at the mall. Did he blend in – look like another kid? Some people look youthful their thirties. Well, I found this picture taken the year he graduated law school. Does this look like it would have been natural for this man to be hanging around teenagers? The creep has a fucking comb-over.
