Discussion: Agent, Operative, Plant, Spy? What To Call Mariia Butina

She better hope the Russian government considers her a spy. Spies get brought home, assets get dropped like hot potatoes.

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What do you call an asset named Mariia?
How do you catch a spy and pin her down?
How do you find a word that means Mariia?
An unregistered lobbyist! An operative! A GOP takedown!

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The technical trade craft name is honeypot.

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Clearly their were no trained intelligence officers involved in said third rate burglary.

Nor any right wing FBI agents.

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I prefer bacon and eggs myself:

More of an irresistible honey trap, don’t you think?

But, I’ll never forget the favorite of the Foreign Office: Lillian Lust, the babe with the bust…

ā€œSlightly Less Compromised Than Trumpā€

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Apologies in advance, for I am so stealing that. Very well done!!

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I think in her case the term is gunnypot.

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Call girl…

Ah good, someone had to do it. Now I’m going to listen to some midnight oil to drive off the ear worm.

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One question is, why they didn’t call her home sooner?

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Slightly OT Hypothetical Legal Question :

Let’s say the Dems win the House & Trump fires Rosenstein. Now, Mueller finishes up & files his report to the guy that was just confirmed, Brian Benczowski, who decides he’s going to bury the most damaging findings on Trump. Can the Dem Chairman subpoena Mueller’s original report ?

Here’s an interesting take on her appeal to the NRA crowd …

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You win.

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What To Call Mariia Butina

Honey Trap?

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Saw them at the Fox Theater in Oakland last year. What a great show!

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"My name is Raymond J. Johnson Jr.

Now you can call me Ray,
or you can call me J,
or you can call me Johnny,
or you can call me Sonny,
or you can call me Junie,
or you can call me Junior;

now you can call me Ray J,
or you can call me RJ,
or you can call me RJJ,
or you can call me RJJ Jr. . .
but you doesn’t hasta call me Johnson!"

*And from my point of view, any of those words above in the article cover Russian espionage. All I care about is that I’d appreciate it if you didn’t call Mariiiiia Butina a fucking Russian gymnast or prima ballerina from the Bolshoi Ballet. Borscht Bitch however works for me.

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lWord.

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If your aim is to cause mayhem she’s just as useful as a burnt asset as she was when she was active.

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Mariia Bootyna.

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