Why shoot an elephant?
This Administration can suck a whole bag of dicks on a case-by-case basis.
Some enterprising person should cross check the names of trophy hunters granted permits with contributors to GOP PAC committees.
Well, never let it be said that any opportunity for allowing sick, depraved, evil conduct by obscenely rich sociopaths was left on the table.
Jesus. Don’t tell me there isn’t a giant pile of Chinese quasi-criminal billionaire money back of this somewhere.
Well I know 2 special little boys who are going to be able to bring their murdered animal parts home for their birthdays!
You called it.
…grant hunters permits to import remains from elephants and other species from certain African nations on a “case-by-case” basis
I can already hear 'lil donnie junior yelping “me me me”
Calling these jerks hunters does a discredit to anyone who has ever hunted on foot without the aid of bush beaters where the prey had an actual chance.
Too bad we cannot even up the odds by embedding a squad of protectors with their own long guns within each cluster of wildlife.
I think “case-by-case basis” is taken to mean “granting import permits by the caseful”.
I’d say arm the elephants…
And my rage grows.
Of all the stupid evil shit these depraved, treasonous, corrupt sacks of shit have done, this just really brings it all home. Jesus. Elephants are sentient. The deeply feel and mourn the deaths of members of their herds. They continue to mourn them even years later, returning to the places where they died to touch the bones. They actively take steps, such as attempting to block roads used by hunters and poachers, to stop the ongoing slaughter.
Killing an elephant is on the same level of evil as killing a great ape or murdering dolphins. And all so sick shitstains like Beavis and Butthead can get their sick jollies and flaunt wealth.
I swear to god they’d gladly pay to get in on a human hunt if they thought they could get away with it.
Only those shot by the spawn of the Asshole-elect, aka Cadet Bone Spur.
Finally, a reason for an AR-15 and bump stocks to exist. I advocate parity on the part of the elephants.
I have zero doubt on that. I cannot understand the thrill of taking a life simply for pleasure which makes it very hard to get in their head space.
So here’s the thing as I understand it. It appears that you apply for the import permit post hoc. But by that point (if you don’t get the permit) you’ve already committed a federal crime. Um.
I got excited when I saw they were hunting elephants… then I realized they were not talking about Republicans
Go ahead and shoot as many of this kind of elephant as you want:
http://cdn.redalertpolitics.com/files/2012/08/081025_gop_logo.jpg
But, leave the other kind alone!
Oh goody. Uday can finally get those cherished living room appointments he’s been jonesing for.
“Daddy’s only got a fake stuffed lion. I’ve got a 45-year-old African elephant’s head on the wall, plus two matching elephant-foot ottomans — and a wheeled elephant-foot umbrella stand/golf bag!”