Discussion: After Prison Stint, Michael Grimm Will Reportedly Run For Congress Again

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He is a slimy crook. Anyway as a condition of parole the Feds generally require that a felon not associate with other slimy crooks. Almost by definition that means he can’t work in Congress.

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… in a potential Democratic wave year when even Staten Island might vote for a Democrat.


Fixed it for you. Hope you don’t mind.

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He served seven months in prison which not only increased his GOP bona fides but also gave him time to reflect on and hone his understanding of the core principles of GOPism. Eliminating the cause of the tax fraud to which he plead guilty will be his contribution to the GOP tax reform bill.

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Or he could use his prison cred as an up-and-coming rapper…

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No doubt he’s found Jesus or something and is now worthy of forgiveness and can be trusted to mind the children.

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SI is a Trump-lovin’ enclave in the Tri-State Area. And Michael Grimm, broken like a boy in prison, is about to Break Bad!!!

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Da Brutha Grimm.

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LIKE A BOY!!! aarrrggghhh fweeeep doink spritzo*

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2018 will be fun to watch

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The former congressman also spent a particularly long time with a woman in the bathroom of a Brooklyn bar in 2013, before he resigned from Congress. However, he denied that anything inappropriate occurred.


Geez, if that's a disqualifying factor for holding a job I'd have never worked from about 1972 to 1999.
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Hahahaha…he is straight out of the Trump supporter central casting. “HOLY SHIT…I CAN’T BELIEVE I WAS WASTING ALL THAT TIME IN PRISON WHILE RACISM BECAME COOL AGAIN!!! I CAN’T WAIT TO JUMP BACK IN!!!”

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Guess he could serve a purpose for the NY GOP - someone who makes Uday and Qusay Trump look a bit classier in comparison.

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Have you noticed that the pomo crop of GOP felons go in for both white-collar and violent crime? Used to be mostly one or the other.

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Oh, hell, I just got back from shopping and now I’ve got to go out for MORE popcorn!

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Lucky you!

These days, double your par level on both popcorn and booze.

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Oh goodie…The DC branch of Club Fed. I’m sure they’ll welcome him back.

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"I will break you in half. Like a boy.”

Which boys are known to break people in half?

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Grimm = A Walking, Talking Learning Disorder

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