Cruz-Fiorina. The most appealing running mates since Nixon-Agnew.
So, wait. This is really a thing thatâs happening? Not just a joke someone made up on Twitter?
Canât wait to hear what the Donald says about her.
I have to admit, I didnât think this would be going down. Its beyond presumptious for a guy who has no chance at winning the necessary delegates before Cleveland to announce a VPâŚand Fiorinia is just a horrible pick all around. She does nothing for Cruz.
This is a rather satanic pairing.
You do the Trickster and Agnew a grave disservice. Wallace-LeMay was a more appealing ticket than these two.
*And now Iâm back again, because the more I think about it, the more boggled I am. A man (as far as I know) whoâs losing in no small part because even the most horrible, miserable, awful excuses for human beings in American politics consider him orders of magnitude more horrible, miserable, awful and generally odious than they are decides to âsaveâ his sinking campaign by presumptuously proclaiming that heâs already selected a vice president for his coming presidency and itâs the one person whoâs even in the same ballpark as himself for odiousness.
The move simultaneously combines presumption, narcissism, a profound sense of entitlement, and flop-sweat desperation, which, of course is a description of Cruz and makes Fiorina so perfect for the role.
This may be the most âwhaaaaa . . .?â moment in American political history.
SoâŚwhen will Marshall remind us how Cruz is a sooper-genius and that this is all part of a guaranteed successful plan?
Ummm, we donât really know what she does for him! Wouldnât surprise me.
Jeb Bush: Jeb - Rubio is going to be announced during convention. Rubio doesnât know it yet.
Drapes in the Oval - 73" long. Check.
Cart - before the horse. Check.
Chickens: 27. Hatched: 0. Check.
The manâs not even his partyâs nominee, and heâs picked a VP?
Honestly. ::shakes my head at some people::
âAfter Losing 5 States To Trump, Cruz Slated To Add Carly Fiorina To âTicketâ.â
Now, instead of Cruz losing every remaining primary, Cruz/Fiorina can lose every remaining primary.
Well, if we are going to go down that particular rabbit holeâŚremember that one of the women that the National Enquirer listed as Cruzâs dalliances was a sr. campaign aide for Fiorinia.
So it may be just keeping her mouth shut about very damaging details she is aware of.
Trump: I like that Cruzâs choice. Just look at that face.
This is âIndianaâs dayâ and this is how he plans to win California?
And he will be doing so every. single. day. via Twitter.
As davey points out, itâs beyond presumptious and outrageous for the guy whoâs clearly losing to form a âticketâ (even one in quotes). But neither Carnival not Rump have any respect for politics, tradition or sanity. So, hey - bring it on!!!
I thought that to give his campaign a boost, the idea would be to add somebody likable⌠maybe notâŚ
Heâs buttfucking ugly. But she is, probably, actually uglier.
He probably thinks that the reason the world wonât recognize his genius (you know, like TPM does) is that heâs so ugly. So he stands next to an uglier girl, everyone will see he isnât the ugliest person on stage, and start listening to his brilliance.
Act like a winner. BE a winner!
Always
Be
Closing.
Look at this fucking watch you saps.