ââŚand donât let the door hit ya where the Good Lord split ya!â
Lousy bad-pun-making sexist harassing jerk. Way to lose your job, clown, by being a harassing jerk, you lousy excuse for a human being waste of space punk. P.S. you make lousy stupid puns and I really, really hate that. And your face is stupid. I think that about covers it.
Sources say Bolling âresignedâ to pursue his true love - body photography.
Sending around pictures of your schmekel doesnât increase job opportunities.
How is he now going to pay for his awful hair dye?
I will just never understand unsolicited dick pics. What, like, am I supposed to see it and get all hot and bothered? Theyâre ugly, hideous even. Itâs not enticing, itâs not hot. Itâs just creepy as hell.
I love how the bad puns got a double mention.
Fox just keeps cranking out the idiots
Many menâespecially straight menâare unduly enamored of their own junk and believe it is both photogenic and desirable.
In a good majority of cases, they could not be more wrong.
Headlines write themselves:
Big Dick Down and Out
Big Dick Sends Small Photos to Loud Mouths
Big Dick Steps on Own
Big Dick Looking for New Position
Peter Principle at FOX
Cock Crows at FOX
âŚmore please.
But it sure is an exercise of power over the woman who has to look at it and (often) canât even make a complaint against the harasser. Itâs the same as some creepy guy on the subway with nothing under his raincoat. (Not exactly that same, because semi-personalized, but close enough.)
Gutfeld interjected:
Problem is, after she [first female UAE fighter pilot] bombed it, she couldnât park it.
Then came Bolling:
Would that be considered boobs on the ground or no?
Bolling was one of the main reasons I could not watch Fox for more than 3 minutes.
Fox Business Network confirmed to TPM Friday that another host, Charles Payne, would be returning to air following a two month internal investigation into a claim of sexual harassment made against him by a guest analyst on the network.
Trump surrogate and mazol tov cocktail aficionado, Scottie Neil Hughes made the allegation.
I would love to see the results of the internal investigation. I am not really familiar with the timeline on this stuff, but it is really hard for me to believe this guy thought he could get away with something like this. It feels so self-destructive coming from an egomaniacal misogynist like Bolling.
Did I just answer my own question?
No matter how it came about, it couldnât have happened to a nicer guy.
Dick Pics doesnât have a huge entry in my database (only 54 pages) but my earliest entry dates back to June 7, 2012, months before he accidentally shot himself in the chest with a confetti gun during a 2013 New Years Day celebration. This means heâs been on the radar for five years.
What I think is hilarious is that Dick Pics criticized former congresman Anthony Weiner for doing exactly was he was doing.
I knew Bolling had sent pictures of his johnson over the phone back in August. How did I know? Bolling said so in one of his tweets. Donât believe me? Here:
Eric Bolling
@ericbolling
Overwhelmed by all the support I have received. Thank you
I look forward to clearing my name asap
6:58 AM - Aug 7, 2017
WHENEVER one of these guys says heâs looking forward to âclearing his nameâ or âhis day in courtâ that means three things. And those things are:
GUILTY, GUILTY, GUILTY
He could see whatâs still left in that 9/11 safe deposit boxâŚ
Maybe its dollars still in there, maybe its an extra bottle of âJust For Menâ, who knows.
Thanks for telling us the results of your research. Thatâs some stand-up reporting.
But but butâŚIt looked so big in the mirror that I just wanted to share it with everyone, or at least the girls.
Well, if I was attracted to a female at work Iâd ask if she would like to go dine with me or spend time together some other decent way, I would not send her a picture of my Dick.