Discussion: After Bannon's Slam, Christie Says No One Cares What Bannon Has To Say Now

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Glazed trolling.

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This Spring on Fox News: The Battle of the Has-Beens, A Ten Minute Investigative Report.

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And in other breaking news, a broken clock is still right twice a day :stuck_out_tongue:

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Funny, I don’t care what either of these bloated idiots has to say. I did not waste my time listening to Bannon on Sunday evening, though, of course, I’ve heard some excerpts from his blathering. As for Christie, i wish him all success in his richly-deserved retirement and hope never to hear his name again after December. Two blowhards whose disappearance from public view will make the world a better place.

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So you’re saying his career is over and he’s irrelevant now? Wow. I’ll bet that makes him feel really bad. I doubt he could think of a comeback for that.

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And nobody cares about that corrupt fat fart who is so thin skinned that he shuts down a bridge.

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Watch out Christie, your inner fifth grader is showing.

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I love the smell of Republican infighting in the morning.

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Bannon speaks to an audience that has numbers we may not care to admit are large and wide. Today he will stand at a podium in Hong Kong and advocate for a trade war with China, for military confrontation and generally hectoring the mainland as the worst thing to happen to mankind since the Black Death. Don’t for a second think Beijing considers Bannon’s opinions separate from Trump’s. Much of the Right would gladly come to blows with China, and they’d welcome Trump’s flexing of military might in doing it.

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Christie is “sort of” correct. No one cares what Bannon has to say now. But, no one cares what Christie has to say too.

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“I was offered cabinet positions by this president. It’s been widely reported and it’s true that I was offered cabinet positions that I turned down"

No he wasn’t. His name was put out there, and quickly withdrawn, for first VP, and then for AG. Christie would have been a major thorn in the side for Jared, and is far too confrontational for anyone in the Trump WH to be comfortable with him there.

I said at the time, that I though Bannon was bullshitting about his comments, trying to make it seem like HE was the real power, when in this case,he wasn’t. Now it appears that Christie is fighting lies with more lies.

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Like a fight between two cats,
too fat to arise, they bare their claws
and threaten. But soon their
growling subsides and they
lower their heads, close their
eyes and await the next meal.

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Bannon and Christie are such Scheißkerls it’s hard to believe the Republican Party has no further use for them.

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I thought you were talking about Donnie Two Scoops until you got to the “he shuts down a bridge” bit… :laughing:

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Both of these guys are at about the same point in the who-cares? metric. If both of them went away, I’m not sure anyone would miss them.

“I was offered cabinet positions by this president.
It’s been widely reported and it’s true that I was offered cabinet
positions that I turned down,

Christie, turn down a cabinet position?

BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

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I’d like to see them compete against each other on Dancing with the Stars.

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To be fair, Trump’s proposition to Christie he would create the Department of Fetch Me a Cheeseburger didn’t tantalize.

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Thanks! I’m always happy to learn a new cuss in a foreign language.

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