Discussion: After Alex Jones' Prediction Of Civil War, Here Are The Best #SecondCivilWarLetters

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This almost makes me wish I had the Twitter or the Instagram. :grinning:

Almost as great as Sad Cat Diary, what fun!

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As for Alex Jones…he has a civil war every day in his Spider man underoos

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I would totally join up with the Fighting Kale Wraps.

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Our side is much funnier than the turds on the other side.

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I really enjoy these civil war conspiracies - they’re fun. They’re like the new War on Christmas.

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These are all pretty funny,but what do we do if this man attempts to subvert the law further and attempts to be a Dictator in all but maybe name? Will I,will you,all WE have to take up arms? Will there be a second Civil War? Will it once again be families turn apart and brothers and cousins and family fighting one another? Or does he attempt to usurp the power he craves and gets away with It? I’m truly scared and worried

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Those werent necessarily the best ones, lol. I have been reading them for three days and still havent finished.

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We need to start doing #WarOnChristmas letters this year too! :laughing:

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Those were great, but why oh why did you have to finish with Ben Shapiro?

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That will require a whole other level of creativity. I guess I envision the War on Christmas as being like WWI - trench warfare.

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They missed the best one! #Douchestaffel

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I will wait for the Ken Burns documentary…

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These are just a subset of the ones hash-tagged #secondcivilwarletters.
For more outrageous fun, go to Alex Jones’ original tweet, then read all the replies. My favorites are in the 'what is the uniform/what supplies should i bring/where to we meet tweets, none of which carry the ‘letters’ hashtag, but are often far funnier.

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More curated tweets from yesterday’s civil war here:

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How about a Leaster Easter as well??

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Shows how lame the red hats are?

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Always room for more Civil Wars, too:

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OT and somewhat gruesome, but today’s illustration of karma in action.

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That actually is my favorite story today. It made my day.

@socalista - :joy: they are all so damn good.

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