Another prize Donnie Douche.
I swear they do this just to piss me off.
“I think it is a matter of opinion on whether or not it worked or didn’t work,” Clovis said,
No, its a matter of fact. Just because you are far too ignorant and pig headed to deal with reality, doesn’t make it a matter of opinion. It just makes you wrong.
“That is not at all what he has ever said,”
And wrong again. Because it is quite clear that Trump has repeatedly, in public, advocated for torture.
And, if you were watching CNN live, you’d only have to sit through 14 to 18 minutes of commercials to witness gems fall from the snout of this pig…
“I wish this is something that more people would actually think through, rather than just making declarative statements out here,” he said.
Camerota pointed out that Trump was the one making the “declarative statement” about reviving the use of waterboarding on suspected terrorists.
“That’s true,” Clovis acknowledged. “We would bring it back after we consult with Congress and the intelligence community.”
This is surrealistic humor at its best. I can imagine John Cleese and Michael Palin, in Python character, having this conversation.
TrUMP won’t BRing BAck RegULAR waterboarding. HE’s GOING TO Institute ENhanCEd WATERBOarding enhanced wITH TRump WAter. And ITs GOIng TO Be BEAUTIful, SPECIAL anD great. make waterboarding great Again!111!1!1one!11!!!
Since this surrogate is so odious looking, one might expect him to compensate by being excellent at his job. Not. The. Case. 
Journalists have a grasp of the basic questions they’ll pose to a guest before the interview starts. When dealing with Trump surrogates they also know the lies and denials they’ll confront. Why couldn’t Camerota’s producers have had a couple snippets of film, instances of Trump saying he wanted to bring back waterboarding, and played those on a split screen shot with Clovis sitting there denying he’d ever said it? This isn’t fricking rocket science. Illustrate their lies instantly, during the intervew. Is this an idea that’s too damned obvious to employ? Why isn’t it done?
(Shaking my head back and forth). 
(Cocking my head to the side with a semi-inquisitive look on my brow). 
(Dropping the mic). 
“I, I got nothing.”
Well, Trump certainly sounded suggestive.
I’ll take your word for it. The only time a watch the news it when there is something of great national importance happening. A Trump advisor spouting off doesn’t quite qualify.
Donald Trump is a true patriot, since he will not use that foreign, terrorist supported water like Perrier, from those stinky French, or Pellegrino, from those oily Italians. No, he’ll use his own America-lovin’ water, Trump Ice. That’ll teach those goddamned brown heathens a lesson, dagnabbit!
“We would bring it back after we consult with Congress and the intelligence community.” Mr. Yoo’s future just got a little brighter.
Didn’t Princess Leia choke this motherfucker to death in “Return of the Jedi”? What, is this a clone or something?
Somebody should ask Clovis, if he got paid for June …or is he paid in advance ?
You are only allowed to do that on the fake comedy central news programs. Reviewing video and transcripts and preparing clips/graphics to be ready in real-time is the stuff of Hollywood magic, not small town, fly-by-night, mom and pop outfits like CNN, CBS, ABC, or NBC.
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Totally off topic, but I’m extremely excited to go see John Cleese and Eric Idle on stage two days after the election. I can’t wait to hear what they’ll say about Trump. (I pray it’s not President-elect Trump.)
I just love this ignorant fat fuck.
Donald gets nothing but the finest surrogates none of whom seem to be aware that there is technology that actually records what Donald says.
This one is especially amusing as it was the soundbite that lead every news broadcast yesterday… “Donald endorses waterboarding and more .”
Another fine candidate for the Baghdad Bob shit shoveling award