Discussion: Activist Uses 'Ted Cruz Is The Zodiac Killer' Meme To Raise $35K To Fund Abortion

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Explains a lot.

If Ted isn’t the Zodiac killer, maybe the real one will reveal himself long enough to sue this t-shirt guy for libel.

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One thing is clear: Teddy boy Cruz is a psycho chicken sadistic liar.

Obviously no one would ever pick him to be Vice President - the President and the Secret Service would never turn their back on Cruz who is the least trustworthy person from the Washington DC inside the beltway crowd where he spent 20 years!

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Not having been born yet doesn’t let him off the hook. We already know that non-citizen candidates all have time machines.

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TPM:

Faust set up shop earlier this month selling the shirts, which depict the man who could be the next leader of the free world as a hollow-eyed monster …

… i.e., accurately.

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[Discussion: Activist Uses ‘Ted Cruz Is The Zodiac Killer’ Meme To Raise $35K To Fund Abortion]

Zodiac killer libel!

(*No way he was a creepy as Ted Cruz.)

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Let us make Ted Cruz the face of safe and legal abortions, since if any woman knew her child was going to end up looking like him, she would be screaming for a safe and legal abortion.

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I always knew there was something… Faustian about Ted Cruz.

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I remember the Zodiac name, but nothing about the case, so it seems an odd choice to me. But, whatever, $35k raised.

What I liked was a Frank Bruni quote in one of the links in the TPM piece:

“Why do people take such an instant dislike to Ted Cruz? It just saves time.”

Perfect.

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Or screaming for a melon baller.

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Is there going to be another Republican debate? Because there’s one candidate who is heedless enough of traditional decorum to actually mention this possibility on the debate stage with Cruz–I think you know the one I mean–and that would be… glorious.

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This is an insult…to the Zodiac killer…whoever that is. On his behalf, I’m this close to filing a defamation suit.

Tez Crud.

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“Saying he wasn’t born yet is a pretty good alibi, maybe one that I would use if I was the Zodiac Killer, which I’m not,” he said.

Ms. Krueger hasn’t seen enough horror movies. Yes, Ted Cruz was born after the other Serial Killer disappeared, but that doesn’t prevent them from being the same demon!
:smiling_imp:

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Not only is Ted Cruz the Zodiac Killer, but he’s privately funding abortions in Texas! I love it!

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Years ago some college kids in California were selling shirts that read “Charlie Don’t Surf” featuring a likeness of Charles Manson. He threatened to sue (even though he couldn’t because you can’t profit from your crimes in CA). They generously sent him a shirt, though, which he couldn’t wear because it wasn’t regulation prison garb.

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As the saying goes, “Anything is possible.” He is certainly that sadistic, as we’ve seen him on the abortion issue and with anything related to the LGBT community. He should step up to the mic and assure the world that he, indeed, does not own a time machine and has never spent any time in the San Francisco Bay Area. Keep in mind that SF and the Bay Area are known targets of the ultra-right, uber-evangelicals. So, really, anything is possible. Cruz needs to be pressured into accounting for this and other crimes against humanity.

TX Guv unable to name any legislation by cruz…

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/ted-cruz-greg-abbott_us_56d061cae4b0871f60eafffe?

Bwahaha.

That is all.

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Massive props to including the letters at the end of the 408-character cipher at the end of the pitch.