Discussion: <a href="http://talkingpointsmemo.com/canvas/posts/244397/edit">I</a>f Trump Were Prez, He Would Just Tell Oregon Militia 'You Gotta Get Out'

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Trump would negotiate with terrorists. We’ve been doing it all wrong apparently.

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Then everyone who wants his attention will just start taking over buildings.

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I can’t stand the bastard, so Feds - you’re safe. For now.

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Ummm…has anyone told tRump yet that his campaign staffer just joined the carpetbaggers in Oregon? LOL!

Dude can’t even manage his own campaign and thinks he can manage an entire country.

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Trump could also cure cancer with a nod of his head and a discreetly whispered directive to Vito and Guido. But he won’t do it unless he’s elected.

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@steviedee111 Just like John McCain’s grand plan in 2008 to fix the problem in both Iraq and Afghanistan. Which he then never told president Obama about. Either he is such a sore loser he will keep the solution to himself, or he never had a plan and was talking out of his arse.

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So just saying 'You’re fired," solves the problem?

Who knew?

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Well that’s not going to go over well with his base.

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The fact millions swallow Trump’s bullshit is beyond comprehension:

Trump spoke with Fox’s Greta Van Susteren tonight and bemoaned how the U.S. has “totally messed up the balance in the Middle East.” He believes the U.S. has to do something to combat ISIS.

Van Susteren asked him exactly what that would be. Trump said, “I do know what to do and I would know how to bring ISIS to the table or, beyond that, defeat ISIS very quickly.”

He then added, “And I’m not gonna tell you what it is tonight.”

Van Susteren stopped him and asked, “Why won’t you tell? We need all the help we can get!”

Trump explained:

“I don’t want the enemy to know what I’m doing. Unfortunately, I’ll probably have to tell at some point, but there is a method of defeating them quickly and effectively and having total victory.”

http://www.mediaite.com/tv/donald-trump-i-know-how-to-defeat-isis-but-im-not-gonna-tell-yet/

***Will Trump apologize to all the family members of soldiers killed in the Middle East during the timeframe he withheld the secret of quickly and easily defeating ISIS?***
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Like you, I’m waiting for tRump’s October Surprise where he announces that he will solve all the world’s financial problems with … you guessed it, alchemy! (Why do you think his hair’s so unnaturally golden? Yep, gold dust.) But he won’t do it unless he’s elected. “So there,” he spewed.

Not a nod of his head, but he knows a guy. He’d make a call and do it, because sometimes you just have to do things.

That perfectly describes both tRump and Sid McCrashcup. Hell, that describes most every member of the Gargantuan Odious Pricks.

Shades of McCain in 2008 with his secret plan to get bin Ladin.

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Donnie’s tough-guy talk reminds me of the scene in “Witness” where these redneck punks think they can push the pacifist Amish around except whoopsie, one of the Amish happens to be a cop in hiding who just heard his partner was murdered. That’s how wrong Trump is about how the world would treat him if he were President. He’s kind of a slow learner that way, I’m guessing.

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He would also tell ISIS to just quit it already, guys. And also tell the weather not to rain on the 4th of July.

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Great point, CME!

…and offer 'em a week long stay at a tRumpDump and tRump bucks to gamble.

this is the problem with ‘business’ people thinking they can run the government…

they’re used to being able to do that in the corporate world… pick up the phone… bark an order… done…

trouble is that everyone has an ego and are just as likely to say go play with yourself…

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You recall that in one scene Ford and McGillis dance to a song on the radio whose lyrics include these and it would certainly be a peek into Trumpet’s empty head.

Don’t know much about history
Don’t know much biology
Don’t know much about a science book
Don’t know much about the French I took

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