"It is paramount that we coalesce around the Republican nominee, Mr. Donald J. Trump,
Oh please do you fools, and cement yourselves as racists, bigots and sexists in the minds of much of the country.
No real. surprises off that list.
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It looks like they put together the '62 Mets of Congress.
So they endorse his birtherism?
What a shock!
Translation: “Fuck all y’all GOP Senators, we’re coverin’ our own asses with the gerrymandered morans back home!”
Of course they do. That don’t give them any pause whatsoever.
“Nine chairs of the 20 House standing committees jumped on board the Donald Trump bandwagon Friday afternoon.”
And so it begins.
As countless, tiny ripples of isolated derp rush to converge into the long-feared Derp Singularity.
The Derpocalypse approaches.
More proof that the Republican House of Representatives is full of bat-shit-insane morons.
But do they also endorse head lice?
Why not? They’re endorsing his ignorance, racism, xenophobia and misogyny.
or craven cowards
“We stand on the precipice of one of the most important elections of our lifetime.”
So when the entire Republican Party coalesces around Trump, do you think he’ll come to seem more respectable or they’ll come to seem less?
Margaret Chase Smith is dead.
Margaret Chase Smith is dead.
Cognitively speaking, so are the vast majority of Congressional Republicans.
Trick question.
0+0 will still = 0
Winning!
Run down that list and you won’t find a one of them that allowed any significant piece of legislation to pass their doors this session…
…but they can whip up a joint endorsement of Mr. Trump in just a couple of days.
Wait…did I just say they endorsed Donald’s joint?
Sorry…wipe that image from your mind…do you think they will ever tell us how YUUUUGE it is?