Discussion: 5 Trump Defenses That Have Aged Especially Poorly Since Last Week

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but the President and his allies immediately seized on what they saw as a victory: Comey confirmed publicly that Trump personally had not been under investigation as long as he was at the bureau.

I have never understood, and probably never will, how they think that was some kind of magical GOJF card, as if the fact that there was no personal DT investigation 3 months ago means that there could never be one after that.

ETA: But I suppose itā€™s right up there with the clowns who insist that this investigation will never be valid because the investigator has not yet made evidence public.

Perry Mason, these people ainā€™t.

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ā€œbeclowned.ā€ LOL

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How do you think the 5 clowns from above are going to weather the inevitable slow leaks from the Special Counsel minions (planned or otherwise)?

Trump will have an apoplectic strokeā€¦

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Trump is so stupid that heā€™d declare ā€œI had nothing to do with the murder of that hookerā€ before anyone had even noticed that she was missing.

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Trump Before: Itā€™s gonna be so easy. Youā€™re gonna have better healthcare for less money. Iā€™m the only one that can fix it. Itā€™s what I do; Iā€™m a deal maker. I can be so presidential. Youā€™re gonna get tired of winning. I only hire the best people.

Trump After: Obama Wiretapped me. Fake news is the problem. Democrats are obstructing. The courts are the problem. Iā€™m not under investigation. I fired Comey because of the ā€˜Russia thing.ā€™ Canā€™t you see how much my cabinet loves me? Best cabinet in history. Most successful hundred days of any president. Did I mention how much my cabinet loves me?

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Trump Before: Eating the giant burrito, slathered in chiles and packed with beans, for dinner.

Trump After: The next morning.

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Donnieā€™s personal lawyers are in over their heads. No experience, no connections, not even admitted to the DC Bar. They wonā€™t have any success in getting Donnie to put down his phone. No one is taking Krankyanneā€™s calls any longer and that makes the Lich Queen most grumpy. Keep peeling away the outer layers of the onion and weā€™ll get to the rotten core.

Spicer? Gets a subpoena. Kushner? Gets a subpoena. Krankyanne? The same. Manafort? A number of subpoenas. Flynn? You betcha. Bannon? If they can find what bunker heā€™s hiding out. Gorka? If he hasnā€™t fled the country he gets a FISA warrant.

So much good news to look forward to.

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Nor why that should mean the investigation should shut down, since the investigation has always been focused on Trumpā€™s associates, about whom no such reassurances have been uttered.

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Reality itself is now a rock and a hard place for the GOP. When you get down to it the GOP is doomed whether they say anything or not. Saying something is now shown to be contradicted in no time flat, making any spokespeople trying to damage control look like morons. However, if they say nothing then theyā€™re conceding the entire narrative to the Democrats who are WAY better at this than them, mostly due to the facts being in the Demsā€™ favor.

Like Iā€™ve said before, Iā€™d start looking for scapegoats fast if I were someone in the GOP. No reason to be loyal to a party when the party is looking to be tainted for decades to come

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I think they believe that they can manufacture their own reality. Just sortaā€™ catapult the propaganda, as Dubya used to say. Shout it loud, get it on Fox and out into the echo chamber, and the base will believe.

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As we say here in Florida
ā€œTheyā€™re up to their ass in alligatorsā€ .
And every day Trump drops alligator bait in the pond .

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ā€œHis reputation is impeccable for honesty and integrity,ā€
Newtā€™s reputation, not so much.

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The most clownish defense of all is the one proffered by Paul Ryan and echoed by numerous others in the GOP-the ā€œrookieā€ defense. No one held a gun to Trumps head to force him to run nor to accept the nomination or the eventual job. With that came an obligation to learn what the fuck the law and the duties of the office are. That he didnā€™t is on him and he deserves no breaks cut his way for being too lazy and egotistical to learn. None.

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inshah allah

ā€˜ā€¦2 ignorant to be guilty, then 2 ignorant to have the jobā€™

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That is my new favorite verb.

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Trump has turned Newt into a toady and that is why we hunt him like a witchā€¦

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I think the game Monopoly is how DJT actually thinks the world works.

By Source (WP:NFCC#4), Fair use, Link

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Aw, cā€™mon, Ms. Ollstein. These are folks who are ā€œliving in the momentā€.

Hehā€¦just kiddin. I love this piece.

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