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They are such idiots.
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There should be NO democrats on the committee. None.
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Why not have the 207 AS the committee? It won’t matter, since it’s just a show. C’mon Boehner, you can get 'em all in the clown car!
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Pelosi ought to give them the other 5, but she should get to select the Republicans. I pick Gohmert, Blackburn, and Bachmann. Should be fun.
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Why can’t they all be on it? It’s not like Congress will be doing anything else…
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207 memebers of the Republican Party that want to look like blithering idiots. Amazing!
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I’m sensing that in some far off corner of the Capitol Iowa King of Cantaloupes, and Gohmert from Texastan are offering each other enticements to let the other one be on the committee.
I pick Iowa King, I hear him breathing hard at the prospect of Faux interviews at the end of each day’s hearings.
let the salm witch trial commence
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A Westeros throne for the Committee Chairman…
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I totally agree. No sane person should lend respectability to Boner’s farce.
This is beyond ridiculous. Two hundred morons wanting to make public what asses they are. I really didn’t think there were quite that many GOPer imbeciles in congress, but my naivety is showing.
The selection process should be conducted with as much dignity as these hearings merit.
Musical chairs to “Turkey in the Straw”. Double time.
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Oh good. Ships sink faster when too many people pile on board. “Get your tickets, now, boys!! You want to make sure your name is associated with this VERY SERIOUS investigation! It’s going to be gigantic! Some would even call it titanic!”
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That is a surprise benefit of gerrymandering. Not only do you get a party in power that couldn’t otherwise win a majority of the electorate, but it amplifies the crazy since there’s no accountability. Its a win-win. Let the games begin! I’m sure this will generate hours of roll on the floor comedy. I hope I don’t burst something.
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Perfect! I would just change it to “Musical chairs to the Benny Hill theme song.”
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I bet Gowdy plays the banjo just as well as that kid in Deliverance. Might be a relative.
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Better than those stripes Rehnquist put on his robes for the Clinton impeachment hearings.
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In related historical [faux] news:
Rome, April 1633, 206 Roman Catholic Cardinals engage in shoving and shouting match to be among the 10 members of the inquisition at Galileo Gallilei’s trial. Pope declares thousands of scattered Rosary beads to be public nuisance.